Quotes about beer
beer epidemics ideas
Economists often talk about the 80/20 Principle, which is the idea that in any situation roughly 80 percent of the “work” will be done by 20 percent of the participants. In most societies, 20 percent of criminals commit 80 percent of crimes. Twenty percent of motorists cause 80 percent of all accidents. Twenty percent of beer drinkers drink 80 percent of all beer. When it comes to epidemics, though, this disproportionality becomes even more extreme: a tiny percentage of people do the majority of the work. Malcolm Gladwell
beer hot-days jars
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. Harlan Coben
beer together fit
In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together. Gilbert K. Chesterton
beer dragons saint-george
Saint George he was for England, And before he killed the dragon he drank a pint of English ale out of an English flagon.
beer names cider
No sane person, I hope, would accuse me of saying that every Distributist must drink beer; especially if he could brew his own cider or found claret better for his health. But I do most emphatically scorn and scout the vulgar refinement that regards beer as something unseemly and humiliating. And I would shout the name of beer a hundred times a day, to shock all the snobs who have so shameful a sense of shame.
beer scotch drunk
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. John Lee Hooker
beer drunk screws
Why don't we get drunk and screw? Jimmy Buffett
beer distress damsel-in-distress
There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.
beer men firsts
We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.
beer oysters years
Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine...
beer people quality
Don’t complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine. Joel Salatin
beer cities goes-on
I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused riots in most of the major cities. Lou Reed
beer politics preservation
We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society. Ray Davies
beer cubs volume
Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells. Trevor O'Hoy
beer night stronger
If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way. Robert Black
beer men alcohol
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly. Rita Rudner
beer air pure
We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer. Richard von Weizsaecker
beer glasses want
I want to be able to depict in music a glass of beer so accurately that every listener can tell whether it is a Pilsner or a Kulmbacher. Richard Strauss
beer upset soul
Beer soothes the upset soul. Thomas E. Mann
beer thinking phones
Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks. Tim Dorsey
beer years religion
120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. Sam Harris
beer
We're just going to go straight beer. No sense in diluting it. Robert Gibbs
beer fighting water
You may talk o' gin and beer When you're quartered safe out 'ere, An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it; But when it comes to slaughter You will do your work on water, An' you'll lick the bloomin' boots of 'im that's got it. Rudyard Kipling
beer thinking earthquakes
We live thetime that a match flickers; we pop the corkof a ginger-beer bottle, and the earthquake swallows us on the instant. Is it not odd, is it not incongruous, is it not, in the highest sense of human speech, incredible, that we should think so highly of the ginger-beer, and regard so little the devouring earthquake? Robert Louis Stevenson
beer vegetables bread
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer. Sophocles
beer dope choices
I drink a lot of beer, and that's the drug of choice. You find the drug that works for you. I know, for instance, this guy named Harlan Ellison - and he's not alone - who's very proud of the fact that he doesn't put dope into his body. He tries not to put additives into his body, or anything like that. But he can afford to do that because Harlan's drug of choice is Harlan. Stephen King
beer ideas seems
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer. Steven Hall
beer hands feet
Building software implies various stages of planning, preparation and execution that vary in kind and degree depending on what's being built. [...] Building a four-foot tower requires a steady hand, a level surface, and 10 undamaged beer cans. Building a tower 100 times that size doesn't merely require 100 times as many beer cans. Steve McConnell
beer firsts remember
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer. Steve Martin
beer years eight
Around year seven or eight, you'd kill yourself when you realized Norm had to enter and you had to come up with a new beer joke. Ted Danson
beer marijuana dry
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. Stephen Colbert
beer class long
Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural solidarity has been cemented over a beer. Thomas Frank
beer skittles
Life ain't all beer and skittles. Thomas Chandler Haliburton