Quotes about beer
beer funny-beer liquor
Beer ... a high and mighty liquor. Julius Caesar
beer technology remembers-everything
That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer. Paul Leary
beer medicine littles
A little bit of beer is divine medicine. Paracelsus
beer people quality
Don’t complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine. Joel Salatin
beer cities goes-on
I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused riots in most of the major cities. Lou Reed
beer glasses drinking-whiskey
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer! Louis Untermeyer
beer like-being-alone dancing
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.' Justine Bateman
beer men cities
This is your heritage,' he said, as if from this dance we could know about his own childhood, about the flavor and grit of tenement buildings in Spanish Harlem, and projects in Red Hook, and dance halls, and city parks, and about how his own Paps, how he had beat him, how he taught him to dance, as if we could hear Spanish in his movements, as if Puerto Rico was a man in a bathrobe, grabbing another beer from the fridge and raising it to drink, his head back, still dancing, still steeping and snapping perfectly in time. Justin Torres
beer play want
The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy a beer. Joe Elliott
beer swim drink
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim. Joe E. Lewis
beer years tvs
The question for me was, could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3-year-olds who sang beer commercials! Joan Ganz Cooney
beer bills veto
I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks. John McCain
beer drank ifs
Garp drank the beer and wondered if everything was an anticlimax.. John Irving
beer sobriety littles
something has been said for sobriety but very little. John Berryman
beer giving goal
The goal is to give people a free encyclopedia to every person in the world, in their own language. Not just in a 'free beer' kind of way, but also in the free speech kind of way. Jimmy Wales
beer thinking america
One would think America big enough to set aside wilderness preserves for the many of our citizens who seek to escape the incessant crowd, to search for solace in solitude amidst a sanctuary far removed from the banality of beer ads and cigarette commercials. Frank Church
beer winning taste
The beer tastes better when you win Gary Gaetti
beer whiskey drink
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer. M. F. K. Fisher
beer epidemics ideas
Economists often talk about the 80/20 Principle, which is the idea that in any situation roughly 80 percent of the “work” will be done by 20 percent of the participants. In most societies, 20 percent of criminals commit 80 percent of crimes. Twenty percent of motorists cause 80 percent of all accidents. Twenty percent of beer drinkers drink 80 percent of all beer. When it comes to epidemics, though, this disproportionality becomes even more extreme: a tiny percentage of people do the majority of the work. Malcolm Gladwell
beer people deaf
...beer makes people deaf... Maggie Stiefvater
beer complaining shrimp
pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out of the freezer, the onion rings soggy. Looking around the place, though, I failed to spot a single customer banging on a tray or complaining to a waitress. So I shut up and finished my food. Expect nothing, get nothing. Haruki Murakami
beer flowers kids leaving nobody
The kids were leaving flowers and everything all over the sidewalk, and nobody could get through, and they were also leaving unopened beer bottles.
beer broke dogs giving guy hot offering people selling stand wandering
The day before, people were offering $10 for my MRE. Now they were wandering around selling or giving away hot dogs and pizzas. One guy broke into a beer stand and was selling it for $3 a cup. He even put on the hat! Michael Clarke
beer motion picture products respected selling tool
A motion picture should be respected as being more than a tool for selling soap, toothpaste, deodorant, used cars, beer and the whole gamut of products advertised on television. George Stevens
beer buy junior kept leg practice sore standing state three whose yards
And here he was, a junior walk-on place-kicker whose sore leg had kept him out of practice for three weeks, standing 29 yards from never having to buy another beer in the state of Iowa. Rick Reilly
beer parent earth
When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same. Henry Winkler
beer hot-days jars
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. Harlan Coben
beer together fit
In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together. Gilbert K. Chesterton
beer dragons saint-george
Saint George he was for England, And before he killed the dragon he drank a pint of English ale out of an English flagon. Gilbert K. Chesterton
beer names cider
No sane person, I hope, would accuse me of saying that every Distributist must drink beer; especially if he could brew his own cider or found claret better for his health. But I do most emphatically scorn and scout the vulgar refinement that regards beer as something unseemly and humiliating. And I would shout the name of beer a hundred times a day, to shock all the snobs who have so shameful a sense of shame. Gilbert K. Chesterton
beer scotch drunk
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. John Lee Hooker
beer drunk screws
Why don't we get drunk and screw? Jimmy Buffett
beer distress damsel-in-distress
There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer. Jimmy Buffett