Quotes about beer
beer sit
What we all need to do now, ... is sit down, have a beer and get over it. Tim Johnson
beer play glasses
And now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo. Kenny Baker
beer games hype
All the buildup and hype, everything else, is foam. The game is the beer. Marv Levy
beer cake feelings
Keeping some calorie-dense food in your diet-whether it is meat, pasta, beer, or cake-allows you to reach satiety more quickly and easily. And this will keep you from feeling deprived. Mark Bittman
beer whiskey drink
Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how to drink whiskey? Maria Edgeworth
beer believe consumers looking novices
For the beer purists to novices who are looking for variety, we believe flavored brews are something that all consumers will find appealing. Pat McGauley
beer dark daylight
I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark. H. L. Mencken
beer beverages meals
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal. J. R. Moehringer
beer thinking drink
Think beer; drink beer. Matt Groening
beer gay lgbt
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. Matt Groening
beer house debate
To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house. Publilius Syrus
beer agreement skills
No doubt you are as alarmed as I by the tragic decline in America's language skills. If 10 people read the following sentence: Two tanker trucks has just overturned in Alaska, spilling a totel of 10,000 gallons of beer onto a highway. two would find an error in subject-verb agreement, two would find an error in spelling, and six would find a sponge and drive north. Mike Nichols
beer class car
Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a freshman, so its pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car? ... Someone on your hall will, find them and make friends with them on the first day. Jeremy Piven
beer hey grass
I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer. Greg Norman
beer makeup men
the Female Once-Over--a process by which one woman creates a detailed profile of another woman based upon about a million subtle details of clothing, jewelry, makeup, and body type, and then decides how much of a social threat she might be. Men have a parallel process, but it's binary: Does he have beer? If yes, will he share with me? Jim Butcher
beer people drug
If the price of the drug people want to use is through the roof, well then they're going to have to commit crimes to get the money to get the drug. You don't see any crimes committed over a pack of cigarettes or a bottle of beer, do you? Jesse Ventura
beer swimming drunk
We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting back to get the feel of the day, swimming in that kind of tasty drowsiness that comes over you after a day of going hard at something you enjoy doing -- half sunburned and half drunk and keeping awake only because you wanted to savor the taste as long as you could. Ken Kesey
beer breakfast dessert
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert Kris Kristofferson
beer light acting
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it. Kevin Nealon
beer sorrow drink
Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow Marcus Tullius Cicero
beer house empty
The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work. Mark Twain
beer thinking looks
Good people drink good beer. Just look around any public barroom and you will see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it. Hunter S. Thompson
beer thinking people
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it. Hunter S. Thompson
beer people drink
People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves. Humphrey Bogart
beer chew count either good liked serious smiling time
He always liked to have a good time. It could be a serious time and you could always count on him to go have a beer and chew the fat. If Garth was around, you'd either be smiling or laughing.
beer thinking careers
If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles' heel for me.
beer garden two
Anheuser-Busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks, like Busch Gardens. That's a comforting thought the next time you're getting ready to get on the roller coaster! Jay Leno
beer guitar boat
I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats. James Hetfield
beer evil guy
Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!" Janeane Garofalo
beer young whisky
I like the Whisky old an the women young Errol Flynn
beers drinking enjoy flavors normal people slower
People drinking these beers enjoy the flavors and drink them a lot slower than normal beers. Catherine Great
beer cannot drink thursday
On Thursday we cannot be friends on the court, ... But then after we can go and drink one beer together. Gilles Muller
beers damn few
A few beers later, we said, 'we'll play for the Cup, they don't own the damn Cup.