Famous Quotes & Sayings

Daniel Handler

People who say money doesn’t matter are like people who say cake doesn’t matter—it’s probably because they’ve already had a few slices.

Daniel Handler

13. 99 percent is a very large percentage. For instance, easily 99 percent of people want a roof over their heads, food on their tables, and the occasional slice of cake for dessert. Surely an arrangement can be made with that niggling 1 percent who disagree.

We had a white cake with a pink Canadian maple leaf in the middle of the cake.

Brian Greene

If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake.

You cannot have your cake and eat it.

You Can never eat your cake and still have it

We've had a good run. Now there's the cherry on the cake - and let's hope we can place it correctly.

Ernst Toller

I am a woman on her way to eat cake.

Daniel Radcliffe

I'm not much of a cake person.

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake.

Anna Sui

What people look to me for is a whole look. People come to me for icing on the cake, not a basic stretch pant.

Amy Poehler

Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off.

Dorothy Hamill

You see the fairy tale - four minutes of glory at the Olympics. I thought my life would be cake after that.

Delia Smith

A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault - you need to have your oven checked.

Chuck Palahniuk

No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement while somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake

D. H. Lawrence

You can have your cake and eat it. But my God, it will go rotten inside you.

Clarence Darrow

In life one cannot eat his cake and have it, too; he must make his choice and then do the best he can to be content to go the way his judgment leads.

David Frum

So if I have two pieces of cake, do I have twice as good an experience as the first piece of cake? One of the things I've found in life is that the first piece of cake is the best.

Dawn French

It was fantastic to work in Cornwall partly because my family live there so I was able to do lots of visiting and eat lots of cake. They live all over Cornwall and all over Devon.

Anne Lamott

Sometimes, no matter how screwed up things seem, I feel like we're all at a wedding. But you can't just come out and say, We're at a wedding! Have some cake! You need to create a world into which we can enter, a world where we can see this.

Anna Chancellor

I can cook to please people, but it's quite conventional. I make a good sponge cake. I find it hard to follow recipes.

Amelia Earhart

So I accept these awards on behalf of the cake bakers and all of those other women who can do some things quite as important, if not more important, than flying, as well as in the name of women flying today.

Claes Oldenburg

Food is like clay; you can sculpt with it. Also it has an odor, and you can eat it. I don't eat a lot of cake, but I do make cakes! And unlike the Campbell's Soup Cans, my food is a humanized form and scale.

We'll have cake and punch and share stories. It will also give us a chance to let people know what we are doing.

T. Harv Eker

I ask you, what is the use of having your "cake" if you can't eat it? What exactly are you supposed to do with it? Put it on your mantel and look at it? Cake is meant to be eaten and enjoyed.

Taylor Dane

By the second tour I had rice cakes and hummus with me, and I was jumping rope in my room.

Sally Field

Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn't allow myself to eat chocolate cake and french fries and cheeseburgers.

Tom Brady

Everyone is dealing with something. This is life; this is not just a piece of cake.

Stephen Colbert

I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.

Vanna Bonta

Why have a cake if I can`t eat it?

Suzanne Collins

What about you?" "Not a clue. I keep wishing I could bake a cake or something.

Suzanne Collins

It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death." "Don't be so superior. You can never tell what you will find in the arena. Say it's a gigantic cake-

Suzanne Collins

Katniss: I guess all those hours decorating cakes paid off. Peeta: Yes, frosting. The final defence of the dying. (252)