Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jeri Ryan

Cheating is often more efficient.

Jerry Lawler

Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.

William Shakespeare

For nothing can seem foul to those that win.

Frederik Pohl

My first thought was always a cigarette. It still is, but I haven't cheated.

Franz Kafka

One must not cheat anyone, not even the world of its victory.

Franz Kafka

My peers, lately, have found companionship through means of intoxication - it makes them sociable. I, however, cannot force myself to use drugs to cheat on my loneliness - it is all that I have - and when the drugs and alcohol dissipate, will be all that my peers have as well.

Eric Williams

They have no right to complain! If women were cool with knowing their man is cheating on them then they have no right to complain. Sit down somewhere. BUT, if it makes them unhappy then complain with the understanding that if he doesn't stop, get out the situation. End of story!

Gwyneth Paltrow

I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.

I don't know how any competitor could live with himself after cheating like that. How could you look yourself in the mirror if you were to win because you cheated?

Jack Nicholson

I'm in the movie business; it's meant to be very cutthroat. But you won't find anybody that ever says I cheated them or manipulated them.

Most students will look back years from now with fond memories of URI, and you don't want them to say to their children, 'boy did I cheat my way through URI,' and lower their integrity, and the university's.

Most of these guys have never really had the opportunity to be around him. It's something that they've all been cheated on, because he's something special.

Milosevic cheated part of the Croatian citizens, the Serbs,

Franz Kafka

One must not cheat anybody, not even the world of one's triumph.

Bud Selig

Steroid users cheat the game. After three offenses, they have no place in it.

I'm shooting the puck more, but I know I need a big weekend to get 50 in 50. Especially on the power play, goalies cheat to Rob's side because he shoots the puck a lot every game, so I'm looking at a lot of empty nets. With me, I'm usually passing, but you try to mix it up so the goalie doesn't know what you're going to do.

Bill Dixon

I think people who sample are cheating. It is like people who do collages. Use all of your own stuff.

I worked for a guy who, if you wanted to get him excited about racing, tell him you were going to cheat on something and he was all for it. Otherwise, he'd stay out and go coon hunting all night.

We really wanted to defend the paint. With the two big guys, we were able to cheat out on their shooters. We made 3-point shots tough.

Bob Hartley

We don't focus on the little details. Right now we're squeezing, we're squeezing the stick. If we would get an early goal, but we think that by cheating we're going to get that early goal, but it doesn't work like this.

We can't watch all those kids. We're teaching them responsibility; if they cheat (at practice) then they're cheating themselves.

I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?

You'll reach the same conclusion as everyone else who's seen those tests: It's cheating,

Winners never cheat and cheaters never win...but sometimes they find themselves in court pleading guilty.

We were looking to be patient. Watch where the passes go and if they keep going to the same place, cheat up. It's our secret press.

Jay Leno

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

Jay Leno

Big scandal on the new 'Survivor' series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team.

Jay Leno

That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.'

Jay Leno

Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have a sexual relationship with an intern. Only Congress would need a rule to tell them cheating on their wives is not ethical. Don't we have that rule? I believe it's called the Sixth Commandment.

Jay Leno

65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.

James E. Faust

Cheating in school is a form of self-deception. We go to school to learn. We cheat ourselves when we coast on the efforts and scholarship of someone else.

Henry David Thoreau

Don't be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so.

Jean Genet

We know that their adventures are childish. They themselves are fools. They are ready to kill or be killed over a card-game in which an opponent - or they themselves - was cheating. Yet, thanks to such fellows, tragedies are possible.