Famous Quotes & Sayings

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The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!

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Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!

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Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!

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The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said to his tailor Irving, Forget the slacks - please work on the blazer! Never got a dinner!

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Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!

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Gandhi, who went to Wendy's and asked, Where's the belief? Never got a dinner!

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Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!

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Stan Musial, who said, Why didn't they make me the first Polish pope? I was such a good Cardinal. Never got a dinner!

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Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a dinner!

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Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!

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Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!

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Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!

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Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Stephen Colbert

‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!

Mick Jagger

It's like everyone I have dinner with, I'm having an affair with. Who was it I met the other day? Minnie Driver! She seems charming, but that's the only time I've met her.

Slash

If I could hang out with Jimi Hendrix, it wouldn't be over dinner.

Neil Gaiman

You know what killed off the dinosaurs, Whateley? We did. In one barbecue.

John Simon

Dinner theater is anti-culture.

Terry Pratchett

You're not allowed to call them dinosaurs any more," said Yo-less. "It's speciesist. You have to call them pre-petroleum persons.

Maureen Dowd

Reagan didn't socialize with the press. He spent his evenings with Nancy, watching TV with dinner trays. But he knew that to transcend, you can't condescend.

Matt Smith

I've always loved dinosaurs.

Maria Sharapova

I'm always that annoying person that pulls out the camera in the middle of dinner and starts taking candids.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

He attacked us. What was I supposed to do? Invite him to dinner? (Sin)

A warmed-up dinner was never worth much.

Mario Balotelli

I am different - if you can find another like me, then I will buy you dinner!

Mia Hamm

I could just have chips and salsa for dinner every day.

Michael Drake

There are people who for years got together and had dinner parties who don't talk to each other anymore, ... All over how to handle our wastewater problem.

I'm an artist, but my father is an old rocket scientist, so we talked about physics a lot over the dinner table,

No, not for seniors. We usually have our dinners early.

Needless to say the family conversations around the dinner table can be very interesting. Some members of the family have very strong feelings on issues and not necessarily in the same directions.

Get those dinner reservations now. Places are filling up quick. Girls should have any hair or make-up appointments set, and guys should have their tuxes rented. And remember to plan on having a good time.

Oscar Niemeyer

I enter my studio at 9 a.m. I have lunch here, I return right away to my work and I go out to dinner at 8 p.m. My daily tasks vary very much.

Walter Dean Myers

I would enjoy having dinner with the poet/playwright Derek Walcott.