Famous Quotes & Sayings

Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"

Rodney Dangerfield

What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.

Vinod Khosla

By 2025, 80 percent of the functions doctors do will be done much better and much more cheaply by machines and machine learned algorithms,

Roberta Flack

I have been on diets that were supervised by doctors, that were carefully supervised where I lost weight.

Ronald Reagan

Yes, the deficit doctors have their scalpels out all right, but they're not poised over the budget. That's as fat as ever and getting fatter. What they're ready to operate on is your wallet.

Will Rogers

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

W. C. Fields

When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.

W. C. Fields

Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.

Zach Braff

The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.

Ty Cobb

When two doctors pass each other on the street they wink at each other.

Warren Zevon

Sickness, doctors, that scares me, not violence -- helplessness. That's why I turn to violent stories.

Winston Churchill

The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire.

Trent Reznor

My doctor says, 'You've got one of the hardest ones to treat because it's not bipolar, it's not up and down, you're always just about a quart low in the mood department,

Vince Flynn

My doctors warned me repeatedly that if you don't stay positive, you don't do well,

Robert Green Ingersoll

The old lady who said there must be a devil, else how could they make pictures that looked exactly like him, reasoned like a trained theologian - like a doctor of divinity.

Ronald Reagan

We can't socialize the doctors without socializing the patients.

Willie Nelson

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

William Osler

The young doctor should look about early for an avocation, a pastime, that will take him away from patients, pills, and potions…

Zig Ziglar

There's never been a doctor who served many patients who, despite their best efforts, did not lose some of them to death. But they understood that was part of life itself.

Rob has been doing very good. He had a sore knee for two weeks and the injury healed. He has started to get his times back to where they were. The doctor said he needed to rest the injury.

Patients aren't doctors. Patients don't have medical knowledge. It's (the doctor's) job to find out what's wrong with you. It's their responsibility, not the patient's.

In the past, I have been to a lot of doctors and specialists,

I had gotten back from a skiing trip and I was numb on one side of my body, I was going to a sports medicine doctor and he said there's nothing that makes you numb all that way on one side and so he sent me to neurologist and immediately did a MRI.

Jason Alexander

I had gone to the doctor. The doctor said, 'You're healthy as a horse. You've got two weight problems - two health problems because of your weight. Please do something.'

If you explain to a patient what can be done and what might be the downsides, let the patient choose; don't have ethicists, priests, or doctors say you may or may not have replacement cells.

David Tennant

Being scared is part of growing up. That's what Doctor Who has done since 1963 and I'm glad to see it continue. The show has had horror for as long as I can remember.

I'm willing to live with the statement that the doctor made in the record that's been sealed,

I'm happy the doctor is seeking another way for us to seek the revenue.

Michael Vick

I'll be ready to play next week, the way it feels right now and what the doctors are telling me.

Isiah Thomas

If there's any player that should feel safe and secure right now about his heart, it's Eddy. He's probably been tested and seen more doctors about his heart than any player in the NBA.

Richard Selzer

If people understood that doctors weren't divine, perhaps the odor of malpractice might diminish.

I'll talk with trainers, doctors, coaches, but I'm looking to play.

I'll probably be in the hospital (if the remaining games are like Tuesday). My doctor recommended no stress, so I'm going to have to get my team to help and follow his directions.