Famous Quotes & Sayings

Henry Fielding

Every physician almost hath his favourite disease.

Steven Wright

The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.

Steven Wright

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'

Red Buttons

The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

Tommy Cooper

Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then

Nicholas Haslam

MY DOCTOR phoned and said you don't deserve this news, but your lungs are crystal clear'.

Ned Vizzini

Yes, Doctor. I'll do what you say. I'll do what you all say.

Marion Bartoli

My family are not sporty - they are all doctors or lawyers.

John Steinbeck

What do I want in a doctor? Perhaps more than anything else-a friend with special knowledge.

John Simm

I'm incredibly proud of 'Life On Mars' and 'Doctor Who.' They're just a blast to do.

John Shirley

I do sometimes watch 'Dr. Who' and while the stories barely make sense, if at all, the doctor is such great company I don't care.

John Piper

Not going to God because your faith is weak is like not going to the doctor because you feel sick.

Nancy Grace

I really like my doctors. Some of them I love. I trust them.

Nan Hayworth

Doctors cannot afford to provide care at the rate of reimbursement that Medicare insists that they accept.

Philip Roth

Doctor doctor, what do you say, lets put the id back in yid

A doctor is nothing more than consolation for the spirit.

Peter Drucker

One reason for the tremendous increase in health-care costs in the U.S. is managerial neglect of the "hotel services" by the people who dominate the hospital, such as doctors and nurses.

Edward Albee

I am a Doctor. A.B... M.A... PH.D... ABMAPHID! Abmaphid has been variously described as a wasting disease of the frontal lobes, and as a wonder drug. It is actually both.

Larry Hagman

A lot of times I talk to people, they say they don't trust the doctors, they don't trust the hospitals and that kind of stuff. Well, if you go to the hospital, you've got to trust somebody.

Libba Bray

I've been poked and prodded in places I'd always prided myself on keeping untouched for that one special doctor who gives me a ring and a promise someday.

Jon Kyl

Everybody goes to clinics, to hospitals, to doctors, and so on. Some people go to Planned Parenthood. But you don't have to go to Planned Parenthood to get your cholesterol or your blood pressure checked. If you want an abortion, you go to Planned Parenthood, and that's well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does,

Louis Menand

Basically what you want in any profession - I would say the same thing if I were a lawyer or a doctor - is you want bright undergraduates to look at your profession as something they would be interested in getting into.

John Barrasso

I don't want anybody between a doctor and a patient - not an insurance company bureaucrat or a Washington bureaucrat.

Matt Smith

When I started Doctor Who Steven Moffat said, "That's it for the rest of your life." I'll be Doctor to a whole generation when they're 50.

Matt Smith

The storytelling in 'Doctor Who' is quite universal.

Matt Smith

At university I had a big coloured scarf and people would often say, 'All right, Doctor Who?' And, I thought, I rather liked that notion.

Plato

The doctors will treat those of your citizens whose physical and psychological constitution is good: as for the others, they will leave the unhealthy to die and those whose psychological constitution is incurably warped they will be put to death.

Philip Larkin

Slowly light strengthens, and the room takes shape. It stands plain as a wardrobe, what we know, Have always known, know that we can't escape, Yet can't accept. One side will have to go. Meanwhile telephones crouch, getting ready to ring In locked-up offices, and all the uncaring Intricate rented world begins to rouse. The sky is white as clay, with no sun. Work has to be done. Postmen like doctors go from house to house.

Mary Ellen Mark

If I hadn't become a photographer, I would have loved to become a doctor. I would have loved to have done something that actually helped people and changed their lives.

Jonathan Safran Foer

For a long time, I thought I would like to be a doctor. Such a good profession. So explicitly good. Never a waste of time.

Norman Spinrad

I get work because I'm primarily a novelist but I've become script doctor. I can work back and forth between French and English.

Oliver Sacks

There is among doctors, in acute hospitals at least, a presumption of stupidity in their patients.