Famous Quotes & Sayings

Steve Martin

I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar.

Steve Martin

Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.

Roger Zelazny

There are none of you, good doctors, could cope with my family anyway.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets!

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Just out of curiosity, sweetheart; did you ever talk to your doctor about givin' you some tranquilizers?

Suheir Hammad

I came from a traditional immigrant family where education meant there were only a few valid paths: doctor or lawyer - and I didnt want to be either one.

Steven Wright

The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.

Steven Wright

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'

Red Buttons

The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!

Mariel Hemingway

There's no doctor in a white coat that's going to save you, or a system or a pill - it's always going to be you and the choices that you make.

Terrell Owens

Like I have said all along, I have the best doctor of all, and that is God. You can't argue with a guy like that.

Philip Roth

Doctor doctor, what do you say, lets put the id back in yid

A doctor is nothing more than consolation for the spirit.

Peter Drucker

One reason for the tremendous increase in health-care costs in the U.S. is managerial neglect of the "hotel services" by the people who dominate the hospital, such as doctors and nurses.

Sherry Stringfield

I'm a terrible patient, and I find that doctors can be very condescending.

Niki Taylor

All my Doctor's said I should become a model.

Nicolas Chamfort

The threat of a neglected cold is for doctors what the threat of purgatory is for priests-a gold mine.

Nigel Rees

It is part of politics to make things look better than they really are. What is a spin doctor but a serial euphemiser?

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Doctors most commonly get mixed up between absence of evidence and evidence of abense

Miranda Hart

I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic.

John Wycliffe

I am ready to defend my convictions even unto death. I have followed the Sacred Scriptures and the holy doctors.

Mark Twain

God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

Michael Moore

Healthcare should be between the doctor and the patient. And if the doctor says something needs to be done, the government should guarantee it gets paid for.

Michael Grant

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

Michael Chang

I have lost a little bit of flexibility, but the doctors say with any kind of torn ligament it is not uncommon for the injury to take 16 months to be 100 percent healed.

Patsy Cline

You might say it was my return to the living that launched me as a singer. I was placed in an oxygen tent, and the doctors brought me back to life.

Maeve Binchy

Of course, I should have done what doctors said and walked for miles every day and not eaten great amounts of butter. But then, life is life, and if we all did what they said we should do, it would be a different world.

Liya Kebede

Midwives and doctors play a crucial role preventing unnecessary maternal deaths. They educate women about nutrition, health and family planning. And they step in when complications arise.

Michael Crichton

Without question, the notion of the doctor as a legitimate fee-for-service entrepreneur, making his fortune from misfortunes of his patients, is old-fashioned, distasteful, and doomed.

Michel de Montaigne

No doctor takes pleasure in the health even of his friends.

Michel de Montaigne

The religion of my doctor or my lawyer cannot matter. That consideration has nothing in common with the functions of the friendship they owe me.

Several of those doctors refused (to sign the petition). Others signed because they were told they could lose their privileges at Betsy Johnson.

Albert Schweitzer

Within every patient there resides a doctor, and we as physicians are at our best when we we put our patients in touch with the doctor inside themselves.