Famous Quotes & Sayings

Carmen Miranda

I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice.

Evan Sayet

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.

Evander Holyfield

He listens to his trainer real good. He just doesn't listen to me. I still can't get him to do nothing.

Moby

Sit down, close your eyes, and think about dogs for ten minutes. On a very clear, physiological, and neurochemical level, your body is changed by these really positive thoughts.

Moby

This isn't like naming your dog Spot.

Moby

There are a lot of great animal rights organizations who save dogs and save cats, but the Humane Society is actually really good at working with Congress and getting legislation actually passed.

Moby

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

Moby

Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.

Mickey Rourke

My dogs are more important than my family.

Mickey Rourke

Sometimes, when a man is alone, that's all you got is your dog.

Krysten Ritter

I have a new little stray dog that I've had for about a month now. His name is Mikey Mohawk - he's this little terrier with a natural Mohawk. My friend found him hit by a car on Pico Boulevard.

Krysten Ritter

I started studying acting, got commercials, and here we are 100 years later. I'm acting and writing and I have a pool and a dog.

Kimberly Willis Holt

A dog pours a pitcher of love into the lonesome spots of your life.

Kim Cattrall

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.

Kathleen Hanna

People need to stand up, women need to stand up for each other and say, "No you can't kick this person like they're a dog. You can disagree with someone politically, you can have arguments, definitely privilege needs to be discussed in real productive and valid ways. But it's not real criticism if it's just like, "you're a disgusting bad person."

Kathleen Hanna

Not to rag on myself, but when people say, 'What does it feel like to be an icon?' I'm like, 'My dog does not think I'm an icon, my cat does not think I am an icon, my cousin does not think I am an icon.' I have a really lovely group of friends, and I just don't think about it.

Karl Marx

Those dogs of democrats and liberal riff-raff will see that we're the only chaps who haven't been stultified by the ghastly period of peace.

Karl Marx

I am stretching out this volume, since those German dogs estimate the value of books by their cubic contents.

Karl Marx

Bourgeois society ought long ago to have gone to the dogs through sheer idleness; for those of its members who work, acquire nothing, and those who acquire anything, do not work.

Kaley Cuoco

In my next life, I want to come back as one of my dogs. They live nicely.

Kaley Cuoco

I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter. I would be the person with the three-legged dog. I just love animals more than people; I really do.

Julia Barr

The CD is dedicated to our dog Nell, who passed away last year.

Julia Glass

I grew up in a home where animals were ever-present and often dominated our lives. There were always horses, dogs, and cats, as well as a revolving infirmary of injured wildlife being nursed by my sister the aspiring vet. Without any conscious intention on my part, animals come to play a significant role in my fiction: in Three Junes, a parrot and a pack of collies; in The Whole World Over, a bulldog named The Bruce. To dog lovers, by the way, I recommend My Dog Tulip by J. R. Ackerley -- by far the best 'animal book' I've ever read.

Julia Glass

When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people.

Julia Glass

And then there's the personal question so many of Lassie's fans want to ask: Is he allowed on the furniture? Of course he is-but, then, he's the one who paid for it.

Josh Duhamel

Fergie will sing ballads to the dogs and they'll sit there rapt. You know your wife's a star when she keeps the dogs entertained for 20 minutes.

Pat Robertson

You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him.

P. L. Travers

I've felt that if I just used initials nobody would know whether I was a man or a woman, a dog or a tiger. I could hide from view, like a bat on the underside of a branch.

P. J. O'Rourke

People are all exactly alike. There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be the same breed. George Bush and an Australian Aborigine have fewer differences than a Lhasa apso and a toy fox terrier. A Japanese raised in Riyadh would be an Arab. A Zulu raised in New Rochelle would be an orthodontist. People are all the same, though their circumstances differ terribly.

Ozzy Osbourne

Dogs smoke in France.

P. G. Wodehouse

It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.

P. G. Wodehouse

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

P. G. Wodehouse

Now, I am a mixer. I can't help it. It's my nature. I like men. I like the taste of their shoes, the smell of their legs, the sound of their voices. It may be weak of me, but a man has only to speak to me, and a sort of thrill goes down my spine and sets my tail wagging.