Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mao Zedong

That has less significance than a dog's fart.

Lucy Maud Montgomery

No use in taking a cat's opinion of a dog.

Lucy Maud Montgomery

Dogs want only love but cats demand worship.

Lucy Maud Montgomery

I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human.

John Gibbons

... We have seen dog-tired Members of Congress marching lockstep ahead with their eyes fixed only on the end of the 100 Days of the 1995 Republican 'Contract with America' reform efforts. Many of the changes wrought by the House were passed without the benefit of a single hearing, or at best with a minimal legislative record. Is this what Jefferson and Madison had in mind?

John Fogerty

Coonskin caps, Yankee bats, the Hound Dog man's big start. The A-bomb fears, Annette had ears, I lusted in my heart.

John F. Kennedy

We had a dog who was named Pushinka, who was given to my father by a Soviet official. And we trained that dog to slide down the slide we had in the back of the White House. Sliding the dog down that slide is probably my first memory.

Jonathan Gruber

The typical American voter is so stupid, his dog teaches him tricks.

Jonathan Haidt

You can’t make a dog happy by forcibly wagging its tail. And you can’t change people’s minds by utterly refuting their arguments.

Jonathan Haidt

The social intuitionist model offers an explanation of why moral and political arguments are so frustrating: because moral reasons are the tail wagged by the intuitive dog. A dog’s tail wags to communicate. You can’t make a dog happy by forcibly wagging its tail. And you can’t change people’s minds by utterly refuting their arguments.

Jonathan Carroll

Dogs are here to remind us life really is a simple thing. You eat, sleep, take walks, and pee when you must. That's about all there is. They are quick to forgive trespasses and assume strangers will be kind.

Jonathan Carroll

Dogs are minor angels, and I don't mean that facetiously. They love unconditionally , forgive immediately, are the truest of friends, willing to do anything that makes us happy

Jonathan Ames

I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day.

Jonah Goldberg

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!

Jon Stewart

It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug.

Jon Stewart

It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.

Jon Lord

I don't think the Bonzo Dog could have evolved in America, nor could the old Nice: because of their musical discipline. This is one thing that British groups do have, a sort of discipline. Sometimes it can get a bit soulless, but on the whole I think it's preferable to the American alternative.

Kate Walsh

I do Pilates, and hike with my dog.

Kate Winslet

It's my chance to challenge myself to the fullest, which is one of the great joys about my job... I love it when a character requires me to look less than my red-carpet best. It's more fun playing a character that requires you to look like dog s - t.

Kate Atkinson

She doesn't believe in dogs," Bridget said. "Dogs are hardly an article of faith," Sylvie said.

Kate Beckinsale

When [Len Wiseman and I] first met, I was a huge fan of the 'Alien' movies. I was a huge 'Die Hard' fan until it ate my husband for two years. We sit and watch movies all the time. One of my favorite movies is 'Dog's Day Afternoon.' Len loves that movie.

Justin Timberlake

If entertainment years were dog years, man, Id be like Gandhi. Id be like 250 years old.

Julie Bowen

I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.

Julie Bowen

I live alone with my one dog and they say it like it's a sad, it's a terrible thing. This woman lives alone with her two cats.

Julie Burchill

If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog.

Judith McNaught

(...)Did she really tell Roddy Carstairs she could outshoot him with his own pistol?" "No," Jason said dryly. "She told him that if he made one more improper advance to her, she would shoot him- and if she missed, she would turn Wolf loose on him. And if Wolf didn't finish the job, she had every faith I would." Jason chuckled and shook his head. "It's the first time I've been nominated for the role of hero. I was a little crushed, however, to be second choice after the dog.

Josh Hopkins

The perfect rescue dog is out there for everybody. You just have to find it.

James M. Cain

O.K." "Gee I'm glad." "Me too. I'm so sick of hot dogs and beer and apple pie with cheese on the side I could heave it all in the river." "You'll love it, Frank. We'll get a place up in the mountains, where it's cool, and then, after I get my act ready, we can go all over the world with it. Go as we please, do as we please, and have plenty of money to spend. Have you got a little bit of gypsy in you?" "Gypsy? I had rings in my ears when I was born.

James M. Barrie

I sometimes think, Mary, that it is a mistake to have a dog for a nurse.

James L. Brooks

Dagwood Bumstead was a great unrecognized hero of American literature. He showed up every day, he got knocked down every day, he never got to eat his sandwich every day, the dog jumped on him every day, his wife was giving him a hard time and he showed up every day.

Joe Pantoliano

I've been very successful doing voices in movies. I did Olive, the Other Reindeer, with Drew Barrymore, and I did Cats and Dogs. My children came to some of the sessions.

Joe Garagiola

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.

Joe Garagiola

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.