Quotes about dog
dog cop ifs
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. Bill Maher
dog america laughing
Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!
dog sorry america
America is like a dog. I'm sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can't actually explain issues to a dog.
dog thinking trying
Trying to get today's Republicans to accept basic facts is like trying to get your dog to take a pill. You have to feed them the truth wrapped in a piece of baloney, hold their snouts shut and stroke their throats. and even then, just when you think they've swallowed it, they spit it out on the linoleum.
dog wife car
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?
dog jobs animal
I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use parts of the animal that the Chinese can't figure out how to make into a belt? -timecode 1:11:10
dog sorry father
To those people who say, 'My father is alive because of animal experimentation,' I say, 'Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.' Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
dog sweet children
But I've often said that if I had – I have two dogs – if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet the dogs, which are pretty much the same thing. What? They're sweet. They're loving. They're kind, but they don't mentally advance at all. Dogs are like retarded children.
dog home world
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.
dog sex gay
New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to vote, it didn't lead to hamsters voting. No court has extended the equal protection clause to salmon. And for the record, all marriages are "same sex" marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex.
dog self media
Andrew Breitbart, self-described media mogul, had several screws loose or missing and was the grinning bomb-thrower of the radical right. He was the attack dog kept on a tight leash and brought out on special occasions to hiss and to menace. Bill Ayers
dog school college
The impetus behind going to graduate school was a year after graduating from college spent in Dallas working at the dog food factory and Bank America and not having met success in my chosen field, which at that point was being an actress. Beth Henley
dog pain war
What has happened to architecture since the second world war that the only passers-by who can contemplate it without pain are those equipped with a white stick and a dog? Bernard Levin
dog i-love-my-dog love-my-dog
Who loves me will love my dog also. Bernard of Clairvaux
dog justice president
We're no longer arguing about riding in the back of the bus, but being the bus driver or the president of the bus company. We're not pushing for the right to buy the hot dog, but selling the hot dog and the right to own the hot dog franchise. Benjamin Hooks
dog bird flying
A foolish dog barks at a flying bird Bob Marley
dog kings shoes
What ever is the natural propensity of a person is hard to overcome. If a dog were made a king, he would still gnaw at his shoes laces. Bill Vaughan
dog emotional thinking
It just kills me when people buy a dog when there are dogs in shelters. I still get emotional when I think of Karl sitting in that shelter. I wasn't looking. I didn't even think I had time for a dog, and then I met this little one and he needed help. It's been so amazing to see him transform into a happy and confident companion. Bob Harper
dog tree pet
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope
dog caring thinking
What we do is inherently self-centered and sort of narcissistic. It's hard to really be thinking about myself all of the time when I have a dog who needs me to be caring for him twenty-four seven. Bitsie Tulloch
dog character fighting
Whether I was a character in WCW, WWE or The Longest Yard, you want to be able to - the best part about myself is that I have a very wide range of emotions in that one second I can be speaking on Capital Hill about dog fighting and giving them a voice, which they can't obviously speak for themselves. Bill Goldberg
dog people known
I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. Bob Barker
dog animal wonderful
A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.
dogs giving obedience people puppies tips
We'll be giving people obedience tips for their dogs and how to get their puppies started properly.
dog guess kicking money
Us personally, the 15 of us, we don't have help, ... I guess he has his reasons, he said he didn't get his money before, but that's kind of kicking a dog when they're down.
dog eat food management project provider work
We're a Web-based project management provider so we'd better be able to eat our own dog food and work as a distributed organization.
dog hate wish
I am misanthropos, and hate mankind, For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog, That I might love thee something. William Shakespeare
dog powerful halloween
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
dog love-you inspiration
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.
dog growing-up want
I have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up. Chelsea Clinton
dog men he-man
I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man. Chelsea Handler
dog pride gay
Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.
dog holiday turkeys
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.