Quotes about dog
dog sex believe
Human beings are not animals, and I do not want to see sex and sexual differences treated as casually and amorally as dogs and other beasts treat them. I believe this could happen under the ERA. Ronald Reagan
dog loss way
The best way to get over a dog's death is to get another soon.
dog doors bedroom
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door. Rodney Dangerfield
dog play wife
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
dog sex mirrors
My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.
dog years childhood
What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food.
dog jealous years
When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.
dog doors want
With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.
dog ugly firsts
She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
dog wife worst
My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.
dog suicidal looks
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
dog pet arms
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
dog play parent
I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
dog taken agency
It used to be fashionable for authors to have their pictures taken with dogs, but the dogs always looked like models hired from an advertising agency, and probably were. Robertson Davies
dog war fall
I think everybody must be aware that this society is a whole lot shakier now than it was before the war. I was trying to examine, in 'Dog Soldiers,' the process of that blow falling on America Robert Stone
dog morning light
I start early in the morning. I'm usually out in the woods with the dog as soon as it gets light; then I drink a whole lot of tea and start as early as I can, and I go as long as I can.
dog moving world
There is another world for all that live and move-a better one! Robert Southey
dog guarantees scene
You can put a dog in a scene and everyone's going to be better, I guarantee it. And if they're not better, just shoot the dog. Robert Pattinson
dog emotional connections
The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous.
dog crazy mean
I have no reason to influence people. I just want to have it all for myself. I just want someone to pat me on the back. (laugh) It's crazy. It seems just completely ridiculous. I don't know why. I mean, three years ago, I wouldn't be able to influence my dog to walk.
dog men world
Dogs live with man as courtiers 'round a monarch, steeped in the flattery of his notice ... to push their favor in this world of pickings and caresses is, perhaps, the business of their lives. Robert Louis Stevenson
dog cat eye
It is just this rage for consideration that has betrayed the dog into his satellite position as the friend of man. The cat, an animal of franker appetites, preserves his independence. But the dog, with one eye ever on the audience, has been wheedled into slavery, and praised and patted into the renunciation of his nature. Once he ceased hunting and became man's plate-licker, the Rubicon was crossed. Thenceforth he was a gentleman of leisure; and except the few whom we keep working, the whole race grew more and more self-conscious, mannered and affected.
dog animal thinking
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
dog training moments
The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment. Robert Falcon Scott
dog men race
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood. Robert E. Howard
dog kings lying
What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs—I was a man before I was a king.
dog men trying
Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner. Walt Kelly
dog real looks
Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
dog nice smart
Will we be the gods? Will we be the family pets? Or will we be ants that get stepped on? I don't know about that ... But when I got that thinking in my head about if I'm going to be treated in the future as a pet to these smart machines ... well I'm going to treat my own pet dog really nice. Steve Wozniak
dog years two
For an actress who really hasn’t gotten to act for two years, it was like letting a wild dog out of its cage, Vanessa Lengies
dog attitude character
[London] is sentimental and tolerant. The attitude to foreigners is like the attitude to dogs: Dogs are neither human nor British, but so long as you keep them under control, give them their exercise, feed them, pat them, you will find their wild emotions are amusing, and their characters interesting. V. S. Pritchett
dog war wags
Again, in Wag the Dog, war has to be declared by an act of congress. But if you go to war, you don't have to declare war. You're just at war and we did that, which is not legal. Val Kilmer
dog england my-dog
I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in. Uta Hagen