Famous Quotes & Sayings

Joe Queenan

That's the thing that always gets me. We have to have football, because you reach young guys who drink beer.

Angelo Dundee

The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days

Alfred Adler

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

Amy Schumer

I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted.

Amy Schumer

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.

Amy Sedaris

If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.

Anthony Bourdain

Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer.

Anthony Bourdain

I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people.

Anthony Bourdain

When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.

Anthony Bourdain

Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking lot. Good idea? Yes, of course it is.

Anthony Bourdain

I managed to reach a depth of self-loathing that usually takes a night of drinking to achieve.

Anthony Bourdain

I need the anesthetic qualities of the local fire water.

Anthony Bourdain

It's been about a week without alcohol of any kind. I'm enjoying my new, clean-living lifestyle.

Anthony Bourdain

There's something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake-ass Irish pub.

Anthony Bourdain

For their own good, vegetarians should never be allowed near fine beers and ales. It will only make them loud and belligerent, and they lack the physical strength and aggressive nature to back up any drunken assertions.

Anthony Bourdain

Drink heavily with locals whenever possible.

If we tailor our message much more effectively and much more locally, we think we'll make better and stronger connections with the people who drink our products.

If someone is experiencing blackouts, it is a good indication that they are drinking too much. It is an early high-risk factor for alcoholism.

Wen Jiabao

We must never let people drink polluted water.

We had to tell (the security guards) 'look, we want to have soft drink in your hotel, please do let us inside.

William Shakespeare

Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.

Of all the vices drinking is the most incompatible with greatness

Only about 15 to 20 percent are of legal drinking age.

My heart is still pounding. I need a drink of water.

Edgar Allan Poe

Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Edgar Allan Poe

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Edward Abbey

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

Aristotle

For both excessive and insufficient exercise destroy one's strength, and both eating and drinking too much or too little destroy health, whereas the right quantity produces, increases and preserves it. So it is the same with temperance, courage and the other virtues. This much then, is clear: in all our conduct it is the mean that is to be commended.

Ben Jonson

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.

Ben Jonson

Nor shall our cups make any guilty men; But at our parting, we will be, as when We innocently met.

Ben Jonson

Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink

Ed McMahon

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

Domhnall Gleeson

I'm that person in the bar who's like 'Can they turn the music down ? I would like to chat.' I don't like clothes. I'm terrible at all that stuff. I like sitting around and drinking a pint and gossiping or whatever.