Quotes about drink
drinking water lost
W. C. Fields During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
drinking boys two
W. C. Fields The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
drinking fifth
W. C. Fields Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
drinking sleep funny-alcohol
W. C. Fields I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
drinking
W. C. Fields It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.
drinking wine excellence
W. C. Fields It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
drinking together bars
W. C. Fields Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
drinking hollywood ends
W. C. Fields I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
drinking thinking fields
W. C. Fields Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.
drink
W. C. Fields I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
drinking beer reality
W. C. Fields Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
drinking hands drink
W. C. Fields I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
drinking wine break-even
W. C. Fields Never give a sucker an even break.
drinking food beer
W. C. Fields Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
drinking living-my-life saloons
W. C. Fields If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
drinking lunch comedy
W. C. Fields Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
drinking years alcohol
Zach Wamp Frankly, alcohol leads to a lot of other things when you start drinking at 12-years old. It is a big problem that needs to be addressed. Frankly, the industry has pushed us back and pushed us back.
drinking eye animal
William H. Gass The alcoholic trance is not just a haze, as though the eyes were also unshaven. It is not a mere buzzing in the ears, a dizzinessor disturbance of balance. One arrives in the garden again, at nursery time, when the gentle animals are fed and in all the world there are only toys.
drinking sleep oil
Warren Zevon I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.
drinking food godly
Voltaire Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.
drinking book reading
William T. Vollmann So he lent her books. After all, one of life's best pleasures is reading a book of perfect beauty; more pleasurable still is rereading that book; most pleasurable of all is lending it to the person one loves: Now she is reading or has just read the scene with the mirrors; she who is so lovely is drinking in that loveliness I've drunk.
drinking men hands
William Proxmire The biggest danger for a politician is to shake hands with a man who is physically stronger, has been drinking, and is voting for the other guy.
drinking men drunk
William Butler Yeats A drunkard is a dead man And all dead men are drunk.
drinking food humor
William Butler Yeats The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
drinking men dancing
William Butler Yeats Come swish around my pretty punk And keep me dancing still That I may stay a sober man Although I drink my fill.
drinking thinking giving
Walter Russell Defeat I shall not know. It shall not touch me. I will meet it with true thinking. Resisting it will be my strengthening. But if, perchance, the day shall give to me the bitter cup, it shall sweeten in the drinking.
drinking greatness alcohol
Walter Scott Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.
drinking greatness kind
Walter Scott Greatness of any kind has no greater foe than a habit of drinking.
drinking water warfare
Winona LaDuke Someone needs to explain to me why wanting clean drinking water makes you an activist, and why proposing to destroy water with chemical warfare doesnt make a corporation a terrorist
drinking beer wife
Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
drinking wine fighting
Winston Churchill Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!
drinking beer funny-sarcastic
Winston Churchill My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.