Quotes about duck
ducks trash
To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that. Phil Robertson
ducks skins doorways
I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little living room in our little apartment there, and I'd skin my deer, and all the guts would go in the tub, and I'd sneak them out so my fellow students on both sides wouldn't see all that, you know. I'd clean fish up there and all. Phil Robertson
ducks meals going-out
I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good meal. What makes me happy is going out and blowing a duck's head off. Phil Robertson
ducks mud
Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts. Phil Robertson
ducks cooks carrie
If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood. Phil Robertson
ducks dave crosby
I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot. Peter Tork
ducks water car
Got to be worth a try, I suppose," said Crowley. "It's not as if I haven't got lots of other work to do, God knows." His forehead creased for a moment, and then he slapped the steering wheel triumphantly. "Ducks!" he shouted. "What?" "That's what water slides off!" Aziraphale took a deep breath. "Just drive the car, please," he said wearily. Terry Pratchett
ducks damage causes
A push-and-go wooden duck on wheels can cause quite a lot of damage if wielded with enough force. Terry Pratchett
ducks together dynasty
Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together. Si Robertson
ducks vampire hunters
You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Laurell K. Hamilton
ducks firsts feels
When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck. Penelope Cruz
ducks upset daffy-duck
Principal Principal: Where's your late pass, mister? Errant Student: I'm on my way to get one now. PP: But you can't be in the hall without a pass. ES: I know, I'm so upset. That's why I need to hurry, so I can get a pass. Principal Principal pauses with a look on his face like Daffy Duck's when Bugs is pulling a fast one. PP: Well, hurry up, then, and get that pass. Laurie Halse Anderson
ducks arses wanted
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse Karl Pilkington
ducks trilogies get-away
Nobody criticizes the 'Mighty Ducks' trilogy and gets away with it. Nobody! Joshua Jackson
ducks television executives
Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks. Eric Sevareid
ducks skins recipes
Painting is sometimes like those recipes where you do all manner of elaborate things to a duck, and then end up putting it on one side and only using the skin. Lucian Freud
ducks larks mercy
Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks. Louise Rennison
ducks hunting league
The league won't be hunting Ducks in camouflage anymore. Mike Babcock
ducks acting actors
If it's well written and well directed and you've got good actors to work with, acting is easy. But making sure all the ducks are in a row is the hard part. It's very rare John Lithgow
duck position using
They got him in a position where Travis hasn't been in this year, using the duck under.
duck saw wounded
They saw a wounded duck and went after us.
duck taking
There was no way I was taking a duck like that. I was finishing. Matt Irwin
ducks tiny
How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck? Caitlin Kittredge
ducks forth pleasure shirts wearing
For me, it's just a pleasure to be out in the community wearing my Ducks logo on shirts and hats and so forth in representing the team.
ducks want lending
My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck. Alan Sugar
ducks political lame
For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101. Charles Rangel
ducks bird mermaid
Disneyland's a mess. And it's not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono. Bill Maher
ducks pigs feds
There was an Old Person of Bray, Who sang through the whole of the day To his ducks and his pigs, whom he fed upon figs, That valuable Person of Bray. Edward Lear
duck nice
a nice old duck really, when you know her!
duck ducks food gone leave mouth river
The mouth of the river is just brown, and all the duck food that was there is probably gone with the storm. If ducks arrive, they'll probably leave pretty quick, because they won't have anything to eat.
ducks row
That's why you do your homework. It's important to have all your ducks in a row before you do something.
ducks execution happy stay throw time whatever
We're happy that we got this little stay of execution, so to speak. It'll give us some time to get all our ducks in a row, to take on whatever they throw at us in the future. Dave Mason
ducks trying cacophony
I spent the '90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. Brad Pitt