Quotes about foot
football regret games
Few people get to earn a living at what they like to do and there are hazards in any profession. Football is something I was made for. I gave the game all I could for as long as I could. I guess my only regret was that my career was too short. Dick Butkus
football mean doubt
I want to be recognized as the best-no doubt about it. When they say all-pro middle linebacker, I want them to mean Butkus!
football way ifs
If we're not on them, they go back to their old ways.
football hurt games
When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.
football years bye
Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week. Dennis Miller
football next-day dry
Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day.
football awful today
Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today?
football weed two
Hey Deion, Bubbelah - maybe you'd better pay a little less attention to those unfairly Draconian salary caps that only allowed you to acquire four of the five remaining 1932 Aston Martins still in road-worthy condition after you'd paid for life's little necessities like hookers and weed, get your medulla oblongata out of your duodenum for a few milliseconds, and make a tackle or two, okay, Babe?
football night espresso
Their offense is shakier than Katherine Hepburn after an all-night espresso bender at Starbucks.
football mean moon
When the hell is Warren Moon going to retire? I mean, this guy is older than the cuneiform in Nebuchadnezzar's tomb.
football sleep hair
Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.'
football uncles kids
That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So what's with the beard, Grizzly Fouts?
football 4th-of-july fire
Nervous? He's tighter than Pat Buchanan's sphincter muscle at a 4th of July soiree on Fire Island.
football player hell
Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes!
football hey cunninghams
Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi.
football alaska snow
Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians.
football wide receiver
That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.
football games battle
I haven't seen anyone rely on the ground game this much since the battle of Verdun.
football boys may
The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.
football conferences coverage
I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference.
football thinking lockers
Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!
football cowboy games
The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts.
football goal fields
That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.
football night knees
The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.
football coverage
That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.
football stories ouch
Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story' at the drive-in.
football hands faces
Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!
football facts berries
That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.
football alphabet tyson
I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.
football dog dad
With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound' are secretly calculating how much blood they're going to have to sell next week to put groceries on the table.
football long house
He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.
football atmosphere fans
I just wanted to get back to playing attacking football after my time in Italy. It was a little difficult at first but the atmosphere and the fans were just fantastic. Dennis Bergkamp
football years people
A lot of people say you always come back to what you are good at. Football has been 25 years of my life, so maybe I'll come back to it in some sort of way.