Famous Quotes & Sayings

Billy Idol

My dad was one of the reasons I got into rock and roll, because I was learning the ropes of his business, which was selling powertools, and I was looking for a way out from under his heel. I was like, 'Where's the fun? Where's the glamour?

Betty White

If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.

Betty White

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

Betty White

I love straight-face comedy or relatively subtle comedy. And then I turn around and I find myself doing very broad comedy but it's all fun and you have to keep your sense of humor and not take yourself seriously.

Betty White

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

We're going to do a show that's loose, human, passionate and funny. A new generation of radio for people with real lives.

William Shakespeare

Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.

Alfred Hitchcock

Paramount functions practically as a studio setup for him.

Denis Leary

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.

What most readers do not realize is that it takes a particular genius to write funny, to satirize.

Samuel Butler

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Milan Hejduk

We are going to the Olympics, so it's going to be fun even though we don't get the break. It's a lifetime experience, so I guess you can't go wrong with the Olympics.

Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

Reba McEntire

Being sexy is kind of funny to me. You know, I can get kind of spunky or I can get tough, you know, that kind of tough, sexy look. But sexy? No, I don't think so.

Candace Parker

We were having fun just playing, moving the ball, running in transition, and that's when we were at our best.

A. Whitney Brown

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Adrian Grenier

Tabloids can be fun. I see stuff sometimes and have a good laugh.

Trips were always a blast; he was just a funny guy.

Ron Gardenhire

You know it's fun to see some things happening a little bit. It hasn't been great, we know it's not going to be a perfect situation or scenario because our expectations were one place and we didn't reach them. But you always have to look for positives. You're playing every night and that's what we've been trying to do.

Prince Royce

At 17, I was working at Sprint in the Bronx so I could make money to fund my own music.

With our limited funds we can only do a limited campaign.

Billy Collins

When I write, I'm not trying to be funny. It's the way I look at the world.

Ronald Knox

Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

Daniel Tosh

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.

Daniel Tosh

How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.

David Ogilvy

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

Danny Devito

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.

Danger Mouse

Broken Bells reminds me how much fun I have making music.

Angelina Jolie

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.

The good news is that growth funds that are down this year, if you've been in them for 18 months or more, you've still made tremendous returns,

Andy Kindler

George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go.

Brooke Elliott

Ty Burrell could be one of the funniest people on the planet. I'd love to meet him.

Jerry Seinfeld

Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.