Famous Quotes & Sayings

Samuel Butler

A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.

Eric Roberts

Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with.

Faran Tahir

I grew up with 'Star Trek,' so to get to do anything in it was fun for me.

Freddie Prinze

But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way.

Fred Tomaselli

A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious!

Luke Benward

I really like 'Passion of the Christ.' I like that movie. I also like 'We Were Soldiers,' and 'Braveheart.' And 'Napoleon Dynamite' - that movie was funny.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

Kurt Vonnegut

I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people.

Imelda Staunton

I've always tried to fight against, 'Oh, who's that small funny actress? Let's get her.'

British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

Nicola Peltz

You see people, you judge. It's just the human thing to do - good or bad, it's a fact. Like when you get a coffee at Starbucks and the person is rude to you. My mom always says, 'Yeah, but you don't know what kind of day they're having.' You don't know the back-story, and that's why it's so fun to be an actor and to get into the back-story.

It has taken me a long time to work out the function of ex-boyfriends, at least for me: how they can help you work out what you want from life and from a partner by showing you what you don't. If a man is your ex, it's better all round if he was not Mr. Right.

Lele Pons

The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life.

Chelsea Handler

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.

Nick Wechsler

Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh.

Linda Kozlowski

After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man.

Dick Cheney

I want to avoid personal attacks, ... I promise not to make fun of your singing.

Richard Zanuck

We didn't realize how much fun we were going to have, and it's been a lot of fun, it's been invigorating,

Milan Hejduk

We are going to the Olympics, so it's going to be fun even though we don't get the break. It's a lifetime experience, so I guess you can't go wrong with the Olympics.

Is it so wrong to just live life and enjoy it? Between fun and function, why must we choose the latter?

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

Lynda Barry

My strips are not always funny, and they can be pretty grim at times, and I know I lose readers because of it, but I can't do anything about it - my work is very much connected to something I need to do in order to feel stable.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do. The fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

H. L. Mencken

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

Brandon T. Jackson

I know how to be funny to black audiences.

Bo Burnham

Most of my songs make fun of myself.

Terry Crews

I'm not a big prank guy, because I don't like them done to me. I've been on movies sets where one guys goes into his trailer, and then people move the stairs, and he comes out of his trailer, and there's no stairs. That's not funny! I don't want to be that guy!

Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

Reba McEntire

Being sexy is kind of funny to me. You know, I can get kind of spunky or I can get tough, you know, that kind of tough, sexy look. But sexy? No, I don't think so.

Candace Parker

We were having fun just playing, moving the ball, running in transition, and that's when we were at our best.

A. Whitney Brown

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Adrian Grenier

Tabloids can be fun. I see stuff sometimes and have a good laugh.