Famous Quotes & Sayings

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do. The fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

H. L. Mencken

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

Brandon T. Jackson

I know how to be funny to black audiences.

Bo Burnham

Most of my songs make fun of myself.

Terry Crews

I'm not a big prank guy, because I don't like them done to me. I've been on movies sets where one guys goes into his trailer, and then people move the stairs, and he comes out of his trailer, and there's no stairs. That's not funny! I don't want to be that guy!

Will Ferrell

When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips, people can get really thrown by it.

To witness that ... wow. That was the fun part of it.

If I feel good about my parenting, I have no interest in judging other people's choices. If I feel good about my body, I don't go around making fun of other people's weight or appearance. We're hard on each other because we're using each other as a launching pad out of our own perceived deficiency.

George Cukor

I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or get a laugh, but it has to be in them.

Gracie Gold

It's kind of low brow, but the show 'Bob's Burgers' is hilarious, and being from the Midwest, I can kind of relate to a lot of the jokes. 'Orange is The New Black' is a Netflix Exclusive, I think - that's really funny.

Greg Kinnear

'Little Miss Sunshine' snowballed. It was a tiny movie. We shot it in 30 days, and it was really fun to do, but it was one of those small movies that you don't hold out huge hope for.

Tucker Max

No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.

Tom Bodett

I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.

Seth Shostak

The total funding of SETI (the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) in the U.S. is 0.0003 percent of the tax monies spent on health and human services. And it's not even tax money. The SETI Institute's hunt for signals is funded by donations.

Willow Shields

I thought it was really funny that half the people I autographed things for said, 'Autograph the back of my phone.' I was like, 'What? Really? Seriously?' They didn't have anything else.

William Forsythe

I love Rob Zombie. Rob's just a dude, you know? He's an artist, but he's a regular guy, down to earth. And he's a damned good director, too, and a lot of fun to work with.

Terence Lewis

I want to be part of movies that have important and interesting subjects but are not depressing and are rather satirical and funny.

Alexander Woollcott

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Alexander Woollcott

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

Alexander Woollcott

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

Alexander the Great

I foresee a great funeral contest over me.

Alexander the Great

I am dying with the help of too many physicians.

Alexander Skarsgard

If you are with someone who is awesome and having a good time, you can sit at a bus station and still have fun.

Alexander Wang

I am honoured to be a part of H&M's designer collaborations. The work with their team is an exciting, fun process. They are very open to pushing boundaries and to set a platform for creativity. This will be a great way for a wider audience to experience elements of the Alexander Wang brand and lifestyle.

We'd love to be able to fund more.

Craig Allen

We were all talking about it (Saturday) night, how we wanted to hit a walk-off home run in the first inning (on Sunday). It's funny how it actually happened.

Michael Redd

We were all surprised by it, and we all had fun with it.

We don't know until we know what we are doing there. We can't come up with funds until you know what you want.

William Shakespeare

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

William Shakespeare

The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.

Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour.

J. C. Watts

We are perfect for each other. I like someone thoughtful, serious and intelligent, but I also want him to be fun and silly. He has to be able to make me laugh ? if a man can do that, he's pretty well got me.