Famous Quotes & Sayings

Heather Graham

The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them!

Harland Williams

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

William Murray

Under the Governor's plan all the funds raised by these initiatives would have to be used for transportation purposes. If they were used for other purposes they would immediately expire.

Jim Gibbons

We can always do better and we will by making sure government respects the wishes of those who fund it ? the hardworking taxpayers,

We had to make our own repertoire, and that has been part of the fun of it.

J. D. Salinger

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

We have a happy workplace. The group we have-staff and volunteers-mold together well and have fun while here.

We have a lot of laughs and fun just talking about life.

You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.

Andy Cole

We wanted to make it funny. We've had success because we have a good time with it.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

We're working with Mr. (Juan) Flores to find funding for payroll.

We're working with funds where individuals are putting money into deals.

Prince Royce

At 17, I was working at Sprint in the Bronx so I could make money to fund my own music.

With our limited funds we can only do a limited campaign.

Billy Collins

When I write, I'm not trying to be funny. It's the way I look at the world.

Ronald Knox

Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

Daniel Tosh

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.

Daniel Tosh

How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.

David Ogilvy

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

Danny Devito

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.

Danger Mouse

Broken Bells reminds me how much fun I have making music.

Danica McKellar

Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.

Angelina Jolie

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.

The good news is that growth funds that are down this year, if you've been in them for 18 months or more, you've still made tremendous returns,

Andy Kindler

George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go.

Brooke Elliott

Ty Burrell could be one of the funniest people on the planet. I'd love to meet him.

George Mastras

The scene is never really about moving the story forward on 'Breaking Bad.' That's the functional veneer of the scene, but it's always about what's going on with the characters.

Jerry Seinfeld

Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.

Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.

Clark Gregg

You know I grew up on the Batman movies, and they had some terrific actors in, but you know a lot of the other ones - it wasn't always the case that you had people the caliber of Jeff Bridges or Robert Downey, so to kind of show up and work with Jeremy Renner or Robert or with Mark Ruffalo, any of them, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, the caliber of people you're acting with, to me, is really fun. From the first day I started doing scenes with Robert, it's been one of the funnest experiences I've ever had.

Dan Quayle

I deserve respect for the things I did not do.

Dan Quayle

Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.