Famous Quotes & Sayings

Conan O'Brien

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

E. W. Howe

Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.

E. W. Howe

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

Brian Helgeland

I always think any circumstances can be funny. Not that I'm irresponsible, but when things go wrong, I always come up with a joke or think of something funny to say.

Blair Underwood

So it's a source of fun and a source of pride to have been a part of this little movie that could.

We have sent our condolences to the people of Pakistan and we are looking at ways of helping Pakistan's relief funds as well.

The party is just one small piece of the larger prevention effort, but it is vital to teach young people that having fun does not need to involve alcohol,

Margaret Cho

This show is a lot funnier and more outrageous. There are lots more jokes.

There are also many tax-efficient funds that aren't necessarily advertised as such.

Flip Saunders

When you get in these games, it's very interesting. The games start out being very fun and everything else and then all of a sudden, it gets very serious and very competitive.

There are lots of hedge funds making a living doing these kinds of trades.

We always try to do something fun on Fridays. We have snow cones or watermelon. We make it a little different from the normal school year.

Nathan Forrest

We always talked about it if we don't turn it over, we're pretty good offensively. We didn't turn it over, and we scored a lot of points. Nelson was just phenomenal tonight. He got in a groove. He shoots like that in practice sometimes, but he's never shot like that in a game. It was fun to watch.

Riki Lindhome

We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments.

When you go in there one pitch at a time it makes it a lot easier. And more fun to get in there.

Terry Crews

When you go back to 'Friends,' and you look at that as New York, there's no black people. That's not real. You're in New York City, and there's no black people at all. That's a little funny.

Lloyd Alexander

Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun

Louis C. K.

My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.

Louis C. K.

I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well, I guess I, uh... I guess I said something, and, uh... and then she got her feelings hurt." That's a weird way to phrase it: "She got her feelings hurt. I said something, and then she..." Could you more remove yourself from responsibility? "She got her feelings hurt." It's like saying, "Yeah, I shot this guy in the face, and then I guess he got himself murdered. I don't know what happened. He leaned into it."

Louis C. K.

Black people have slavery. And white people have our own thing-stuff we went though that hurt us that we have to cope with. Like when they took our slaves away. That was really hard for us. So it's pretty even.

Louis C. K.

You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for me it was between the two buildings going down... I had to do it, otherwise they'd win.

Louis C. K.

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.

Louis C. K.

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.

Zedd

Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.

We're responsible to make sure that funds are spent responsibly.

We keep all the funds in Kossuth County.

We need to do a round of funding now. Schmitz is not the only option -- we have lots of options. We are not by any means locked into anybody,

We thought it would be fun to have a parade.

We're not planning on doing anything until after the funeral is over. I would imagine we will be getting together within the next several weeks.

Jerry Coleman

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

Jerry Coleman

Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!

This Tony Stewart is a lot more fun to be around. He's a happier person.

Scott Moir

This time we knew what we were going there for and what to expect. We just went and had some great skates and had some fun and it worked out.