Quotes about fun
funny memorial-day block
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. Dan Rather
funny understanding police
I had someone at the Houston police station shoot me with heroin so I could do a story about it. The experience was a special kind of hell. I came out understanding full well how one could be addicted to 'smack,' and quickly.
funny winning stupidity
Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win. Dan Quayle
funny voice democracy
El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice.
funny years two
I feel that this is my first year, that next year is an election year, that the third year is the mid point, and that the fourth year is the last chance I'll have to make a record since the last two years; I'll be a candidate again. Everything I do in those last two years will be posturing for the election. But right now I don't have to do that.
funny people may
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
funny winning politics
Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000.
funny jobs politics
We lead in exporting jobs.
funny respect politics
I deserve respect for the things I did not do.
funny usa islands
Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.
funny people dumb
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
funny witty phoenix
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
funny impact people
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
funny stupidity dumb
My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.
funny stupid giving
If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.
funny running stupid
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
funny cute boyfriend
Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it. Cynthia Payne
fun attitude team
As a team, you need to come from behind every once in awhile just to do it. Good for the attitude. It makes it exciting. And when everybody knows you have to throw it... that makes it fun too. Dan Marino
funny country nice
The U.S. team has swept all the medals in the skeet shooting event. So despite our bad economy, it's nice to know our country has never been safer from an attack of skeets. Conan O'Brien
funny fighting marijuana
An American judo fighter was expelled from the Olympics after testing positive for marijuana. Officials became suspicious when he kept stopping the match and saying, 'What are we fighting for, man?'
funny horse winning
The Romneys have a horse competing in the Olympics. Ann Romney's horse failed to win a medal in the dressage event today, which is a shame because if there's one thing that family needs, it's more gold.
funny mcdonalds london-olympics
It's now come out just before his record-breaking 100-meter dash, gold medalist Usain Bolt ate at McDonald's. Apparently he timed his meal so when the race started he would have exactly 9.63 seconds to get to a toilet.
funny loss swimming
An Australian swimmer who failed to win a gold medal is blaming her loss on social media. In her defense, it is really hard to tweet when you're swimming.
funny life humor
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
funny witty eye
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
funny humor men
Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up. E. W. Howe
funny mother children
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
funny
I always think any circumstances can be funny. Not that I'm irresponsible, but when things go wrong, I always come up with a joke or think of something funny to say. Brian Helgeland
fun pride source
So it's a source of fun and a source of pride to have been a part of this little movie that could. Blair Underwood
funds helping looking pakistan people relief sent ways
We have sent our condolences to the people of Pakistan and we are looking at ways of helping Pakistan's relief funds as well.
fun involve larger party people piece prevention small teach vital
The party is just one small piece of the larger prevention effort, but it is vital to teach young people that having fun does not need to involve alcohol,
funnier lots
This show is a lot funnier and more outrageous. There are lots more jokes. Margaret Cho
funds
There are also many tax-efficient funds that aren't necessarily advertised as such.