Quotes about fun
funny halloween candy-corn
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. Conan O'Brien
funny-christmas mean shopping
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
funny laughter hate
You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses, and he wears a beret. He is French, people.
funny witty eye
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
funny humor guy
According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse in Ireland is on the rise. Mainly because the guy who didn't drink now does.
funny humor office
The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis...
funny technology perfect
Toyota has announced it will start integrating Microsoft technology into their vehicles. It's perfect for the person who wants a car that crashes every ten minutes.
funny sex giving-up
A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other hand, would be willing to have sex with the remote for the TV.
funny punctuality get-up
Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start. E. W. Howe
funny humor men
Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.
funny records ancestry
None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.
funny mother children
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
fun having-fun
I'm a fun person to be around, laid back, love to have fun. Dwight Howard
fun kids trying
I'm just a kid in a candy store right now, trying to have fun. I'm getting a chance to show my ability and my talent. Dwyane Wade
funeral trying four
I hunted all through the four Gospels trying to find one of Christ's funeral sermons, but I couldn't find any. I found He broke up every funeral He ever attended! Death couldn't exist where He was. Dwight L. Moody
fun crazy festivals
Festivals are always fun. I went to a lot when I was younger and had money to go to them. I like playing at festivals. They're always kind of like a big, crazy circus. Courtney Barnett
fun dating people
I've discreetly dated a lot of people - I once dated a billionaire, mostly because it was fun to say, "I'm dating a billionaire," but we did not have the same taste in music, and it was doomed. Courtney Love
fun caring years
I'm clean and sober for over a year and no one seems to care! They're like, 'Oh, her dramatic weight gain.' So, stop making fun of me!
fun believe games
It's a radical time for musicians, a really revolutionary time, and I believe revolutions like Napster are a lot more fun than cash, which by the way we don't have at major labels anyway, so we might as well get with it and get in the game.
fun writing men
It's great fun if you get a good piece of writing and you can pretend to be someone else, tell a story that needs to be told, make some kind of connection. I've always fancied myself as a leading man, but I really doubt whether anyone else sees me that way. Colin Hay
funny thinking people
I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be. Colin Quinn
funny-things laughing likes
You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
funny cake lines
Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.
funny lines moments people shot stunts
We shot so fast, so relentlessly, that I don't think we had any funny moments where people flubbed lines or stunts went wrong, ... We do 50 (scene) setups a day. That focuses people in a different way. Rick McCallum
funny leads looked played since
I have played old ladies since I was 17 years old, and very convincingly. I've always looked funny and was too tall to play the leads and so had to play the grandmothers. Geraldine Page
funny
Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny. Joan Rivers
funny
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.
funny
I always think any circumstances can be funny. Not that I'm irresponsible, but when things go wrong, I always come up with a joke or think of something funny to say. Brian Helgeland
funny happened
A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House. Adlai Stevenson
fun pride source
So it's a source of fun and a source of pride to have been a part of this little movie that could. Blair Underwood
funds helping looking pakistan people relief sent ways
We have sent our condolences to the people of Pakistan and we are looking at ways of helping Pakistan's relief funds as well.
fun stay
This should be a fun weekend, but only if the mosquitoes stay away.
fun involve larger party people piece prevention small teach vital
The party is just one small piece of the larger prevention effort, but it is vital to teach young people that having fun does not need to involve alcohol,