Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mark Twain

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

Mark Twain

I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

Mark Twain

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Mark Twain

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

We have the best government that money can buy.

Mark Twain

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

Mary Quant

Having money is rather like being a blond. It is more fun but not vital.

Mary Roach

I've read plenty of amazing science pieces where the writers don't hang out in labs. I just have fun doing it. And I get rewarded for it; I get gushy, especially when kids tell me they expected to be bored by my books, but weren't.

Mary Roach

For the scientists, they're kind of puzzled and pleased that somebody finds their work interesting. It makes it fun for me. I feel like I've sort of turned over a stone that hasn't been turned over.

Martin Gore

I wanted to keep the music very electronic, very filmic, and give it an almost sci-fi like quality. Music is a necessity for me. I go into the studio at least five days a week, every week, so once I had the idea and the template, the process was quick and fun.

Mark Frauenfelder

I like hanging around people who knit. They are usually in a good mood. People who are staring into their iPhones *and* demanding your attention at the same time are not as much fun to be around.

Mark Frauenfelder

I looked around the iTunes store and came across Dr. Moku's Hiragana Mnemonics. Thirty minutes later I had memorized all 46 hiragana. Now my 9-year-old is learning them, and having a lot of fun.

Marion Barry

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

Mario Puzo

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

Marilyn Monroe

...I've found out it's fun to go shopping. It's such a feminine thing to do.

Marilyn Monroe

It's not to much fun to know yourself too well or think you do - everyone needs a little conceit to carry them through & past the falls.

Marilyn Monroe

Suicide, is a persons privilege. I don't believe it's a sin or a crime it's your right if you do. Though it doesn't get you anywhere.

Marilyn Monroe

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.

Nikki Sixx

People want to see the car crash instead of the race. But, when you're the one in the car that's crashing, it's not much fun. I'm enjoying the race.

Nicole Mones

So this is one of those times when life is just handing you something, telling you what to do, which way to go. So enjoy it. It'll be fun. I guarantee. I can't guarantee we'll find the goddamn thing, but it'll be interesting. Then if we do find it - if we do- the payoff's huge.

Nicole Polizzi

I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife

Niels Arden Oplev

It is cool to make a pilot because you get to do all the fun stuff, and then you get to leave when all the tough stuff starts.

Nicole Sullivan

Part of me wanted something bloody and really fun.

Nicole Richie

When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.

Nicola Peltz

There's just this stage in a guy's life where they need to be free and have fun and just be independent and enjoy their life.

Nicola Peltz

I saw 'Paranormal Activity' on Halloween with all my friends. It scared me, but it was so much fun.

Nico Tortorella

The s - t I put on Instagram, in a lot of ways, I'm making fun of what it actually is. Some of the things I put on there are absolutely ridiculous because parts of my life are absolutely ridiculous.

Nicki Minaj

I'm in my dressing room about to play to a sold-out crowd at the O2 arena in Ireland. Name a female rapper who's ever done that and I will give you $100,000.

Nicki Minaj

I'mma just do me, when it feel right.

Nicki Minaj

See you told me I would lose but I won. I might cop a million Jimmy Choos just for fun.

Nick Offerman

Doing voice work is more like recording music that people are going to listen to. You're creating an oral experience using whatever bells and whistles you have in your voice, and you can shut your eyes and use your imagination and nobody's going to see if the faces you make don't match the voices you make. That's a lot of fun.