Famous Quotes & Sayings

Liam Payne

I’ve always preferred having girlfriends to just seeing people.

Emo Philips

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.

Emo Philips

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment.

Emo Philips

I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.

Emo Philips

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.

Emmy Rossum

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting.

Orson Welles

We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Orson Welles

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

Orlando Bloom

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

It's become more personal to me. My girlfriend is a rape survivor -- two years this April.

Neil Strauss

In fact, every woman I met seemed disposable and replaceable. I was experiencing seducer's paradox: The better a seducer I became, the less I loved women. Success was no longer defined by getting laid or finding a girlfriend, but by how well I performed.

Rachel Maddow

I care a lot about what my girlfriend thinks, and my friends, but ultimately it's me in the mirror. I just want to be proud of what I do.

Niall Horan

If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.

Niall Horan

I want a girlfriend who can eat like me

Niall Horan

I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot.

Niall Horan

I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective!

Noah Wyle

If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't have kissed my girlfriend; he would have raped her.

Joey Lauren Adams

I don't think I was fully satisfied acting. You know, the girlfriend role or the best friend role, and that wasn't enough for me

Joey Lauren Adams

It just gets frustrating playing the girlfriend, It's just this awful feeling, sitting in your house, waiting for a script to come. I like to be more proactive.

John Green

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

John Green

I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.

John Green

I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other.

John Green

I was so tired of her getting upset for no reason. The way she would get sulky and make references to the freaking oppressive nature of tragedy or whatever but then never said what was wrong, never have any goddamned reason to be sad. And I just think you ought to have a reason. My girlfriend dumped me, so I'm sad. I got caught smoking, so I'm pissed off. My head hurts, so I'm cranky. She never had a reason, Pudge. I was just so tired of putting up with her drama. And I just let her go. Christ.

Carly Rae Jepsen

I have a couple of girlfriends who've told me some horror stories but I've never had a really terrible kiss before.

Cassandra Clare

Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex." "At least you know he's still available.

Moby

For example, you can go on all the pro-life chat rooms and say you're an outraged right-wing voter and that you know that George Bush drove an ex-girlfriend to an abortion clinic and paid for her to get an abortion.Then you go to an anti-immigration website chat room and ask, "What's all this about George Bush proposing amnesty for illegal aliens?

Kirsten Gillibrand

I have since talked to some of my girlfriends sexual assault and found out that they had their own experiences that they never shared at the time. It was never talked about it. And I think it's because of that normal response - you feel badly, you feel responsible, you feel guilty, you feel like you did something wrong, you feel ashamed.

Kirk Cameron

My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17 years - so marriage is very important to us.

Josh Brolin

I got picked on a lot. I was a complete geek in school. I had braces. I didn't have the hot girlfriend. I wasn't ever sought after. I was a stocky, awkward kid who got laughed off the tennis court when I tried that.

Paul Feig

I try not to blame the public, because the public - men, especially - have seen not great portrayals of women in supporting roles, because they're not given the lead roles a lot of the time. Especially in comedy, they're relegated to the adversary, which is like "the mean girlfriend."

One fan wrote asking for a very specific autographed photo. He wanted me to pose in tight jeans and boots and even enclosed a sketch of how I should dress! A lot of them just say they wish they had a girlfriend like me. They're very endearing letters.

Mark Gatiss

I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase.

Kristin Hannah

Their friendship was more important than any relationship. Guys would come and go; girlfriends were forever.