Famous Quotes & Sayings

He who does not love does not know God; for God is love

Billy Mitchell

He named it after Apollo, the Greek god of the sun, of poetry and of healing.

Shreya Ghoshal

I don't have a lot of desires, you see; I feel so lucky. God has give me a lot of things already; there's nothing to ask for.

Maurice Sendak

I don't have kids at all and I thank God that I never did.

Allison Anders

I don't know that movies are important. But I know that stories are important. Movies may disappear. They've only been around, for God's sake, for the last hundred years... I think that it's the need to tell stories, and that people need to be told stories. It's the old sitting around the fire, you know.

Janet Jackson

I'd adopt. And I think that if I'm really supposed to have kids, it will happen, if that's God's plan for me.

Robin Morgan

I feel like I've gotten away from God-knows-what, ... but I feel safe now. I like the treatment I'm getting here. The treatment I'm getting here is much better than I was getting when I was there from the police officers and stuff.

For some reason the soccer gods were not with us today.

David Sedaris

God was someone I wound up turning over and over in my mind each night... Was He punishing me with this meal or was He rewarding me? Did He actively watch me or take me for granted like a fish you don't notice until it's floating on the surface of the tank?

David Morrell

To all librarians everywhere, God bless you.

Dave Barry

Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.

Dave Barry

Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

Dave Barry

And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

Dave Barry

Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

Dave Barry

Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations.

Dave Barry

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

Dave Barry

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Dave Barry

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Dave Barry

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Dave Barry

Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.

Dave Barry

Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?

Dave Barry

Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

Dave Barry

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

Dave Barry

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Dave Barry

Too many rocks in the mountains.

Dave Barry

Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.

Dave Barry

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?

Dave Barry

A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.

Dave Barry

Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.

Dave Barry

Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.

Dave Barry

Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.

Dave Barry

Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.

Dave Barry

Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.