Famous Quotes & Sayings

Joan Rivers

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

Gabrielle Reece

The best thing about golf is ultimately what it teaches you about yourself. And the worst thing is how freakin' nervous it can make you feel.

Frankie Valli

I dont play golf or tennis, I dont ski, I dont snowboard. If you love what you do, you never get enough of it.

Lyndon B. Johnson

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President.

Lyndon B. Johnson

I don't have any handicap. I am all handicap.

Luke Donald

The qualifying system helps the top guys like Sergio Garcia, who play most of their golf in the U.S. They can rely on the world rankings and just play their four extra events [with the four majors and three World Golf Championship events counting as seven European events]. But for the other guys it's tough, and I don't know if that can be changed. It is a tricky situation.

Lou Holtz

In golf, the player, coach and official are rolled into one, and they overlap completely. Golf really is the best microcosm of life - or at least the way life should be.

Joe Torre

Golf is the only game I know where you call a foul on yourself.

Joe Mantegna

You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities.

Joanne Carner

Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

Joanne Carner

I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.

Joanne Carner

The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.

Heikki Kovalainen

In golf, you have to stay patient and calm. On the race track you can let loose, but in golf you can't and you must be calm.

Helen Alfredsson

We were always taught to swing slow with good tempo. But you have to have some acceleration throughout the swing. I think that's where a lot of women go wrong. They should try to whack it a few times and see what happens.

Harlan Coben

I'm thinking of taking up golf, but the idea of spending time with golfers frightens me.

Grantland Rice

There are three types of golf: golf, tournament golf and Major championship golf.

Grantland Rice

Few learn golf in a lifetime.

Grantland Rice

Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.

Grantland Rice

Because golf exposes the flaws of the human swing - a basically simple maneuver - it causes more self-torture than any game short of Russian roulette.

Grantland Rice

There is no type of miracle that can't happen at least once in golf.

Grantland Rice

This is the substance of our Plot-For those who play the Perfect Shot, There are ten thousand who do not.

Grantland Rice

Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than nineteen years of dealing with him across the desk.

Grantland Rice

Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

The determining bulk of Scotch people had heard of golf ever since they had heard of God and often considered the two as of equal importance.

George Lopez

Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.

Ron Brown

It's just like golf. You get your drive, you miss a putt and you still make par.

Thomas Boswell

A Major golf tournament is 40,000 sadists watching 144 masochists.

Always school first, golf second. There was never any question.

Fuzzy Zoeller

They ought to be good. They play more golf than we do.

Glen Murray

Think of how quiet it is. This is very unique. It's peaceful out here. You don't see anything but golf and landscape.

Michelle Wie

It's not like I invented the World Rankings. All I did was play golf.

Jennifer Hall

For her, it's great to watch ladies golf, ... She's always around men golfing.

Dottie Pepper

It's the same thing we're seeing on the PGA Tour. Players are stronger and longer. They've matched up the technology to their golf swings.