Famous Quotes & Sayings

Cornelia Funke

Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's that sticky stuff called ...duct tape.

Conan O'Brien

Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every college student in Texas is getting straight A's.

Conan O'Brien

The top 15 contenders for the Republican nomination own at least 40 guns among them. If we elect a Republican president no one is hopping over the White House fence ever again.

Dwight L. Moody

There has never been a time in my life when I felt that I could take a gun and shoot down a fellow-being. In this respect I am a Quaker.

When the D.A. and A.G. show up with badges and guns and say whatever, they can intimidate a lot of people and that's their game.

We will hit the gun industry where it hurts -- in its wallet,

We had some stupid plays at the end. But we went out with all our guns blazing. I'm very proud of the girls.

Two of these guns are from the Indian Ordnance Factory.

There are a number of reforms that make sense and the gun lobby, which is very powerful, was able to kill them,

The only thing I do wish right now is that it wasn't an issue of...a gun in the school. More that a kid took his own life, and why did that happen?

There are a lot of things you can't do that you used to do that is frustrating. We're really under the gun this year.

David Hare

. . . it is true that language and forward movement in the cinema are jolly hard to reconcile. It's a very, very, difficult thing to do. . . . There is still a place in the cinema for movies that are driven by the human face, and not by explosions and cars and guns and action sequences . . . there's such a thing as action and speed within thought rather than within a ceaseless milkshake of images.

Daniel Suarez

In the vast game of Darwinian musical chairs, whenever the music stopped there were large numbers of people without a seat—and some smartass had sold them guns.

Daniel Tosh

If security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to obey their made up rules.

Daniel Tosh

You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.

Dalia Mogahed

They're still out there talking about gun control measures, as if somehow terrorists care about what our gun laws are.

David Letterman

Recently a guy was having trouble with his computer. So he unplugs it, takes it out in the alley, pulls out a gun, and shoots it eight times. Coincidentally, that's how Hillary got rid of her emails.

David Bowie

I don't like talk and I don't like talkers. Like Ma Barker. That's what she always said, 'Ma Barker doesn't like talk and she doesn't like talkers.' She just sat there with her gun.

There is no smoking gun in IBM's 10K.

This was the first time I saw guys kind of not ready to shoot the basketball. If we are wide open, I don't mind us taking 40 threes ... Our guys just looked a little gun shy.

What I want to know is why we don't have any paratroopers with machine guns on every street,

Lyn Nofziger

That guns do more than protect us from criminals; more importantly, they protect us from the ongoing threat of government.

Bernie Sanders

Do not tell me that I have not shown courage in standing up to the gun people, in voting to ban assault weapons, voting for instant background checks, voting to end the gun show loophole and now in a position to create a consensus in America on gun safety.

Bernie Sanders

Any idiot, especially one who is prepared to die, who has a gun, can start shooting up people.

Bernie Sanders

I come from a state that has virtually no gun control. And yet, at political peril, I voted for an instant background check, which I want to see strengthened and expanded. I voted to ban certain types of assault weapons which are designed only to kill people.

Moby

Never have public feuds with anyone who's surrounded by people who carry guns.

Mindy Kaling

I have a whole system down for returning online shopping: a tape gun, a printer for return labels. That has replaced traditional window shopping in my life, as I've gotten busier.

Kim Campbell

There are certain things in gun control that have a certain public appeal, but when you're legislating you need to look at the research on what works, what doesn't, and what really has an impact, recognizing you're never going to do away entirely with gun violence

Karl Marx

To destroy Christianity, we must first destroy the British Empire.

Nicki Minaj

Only one chance one bullet in the gun. This is my life and I only got one, yeah. The safety’s off and I put on her. Oh stick ‘em up, stick ‘em up. Ready to shoot.

Nick Offerman

I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don't hunt. We're not gun folk.

Muammar al-Gaddafi

There are signs that Allah will grant Islam victory in Europe - without swords, without guns, without conquests. The 50 million Muslims of Europe will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades.

Mikhail Kalashnikov

When I see Bin Laden with his AK-47, I got nervous. But what can I do, terrorists aren't fools: they too chose the most reliable guns.