Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mr. T

I'm tough when I have to be, tender when I should be. When you find a really tough guy, he's not a predator. He doesn't have to prove himself. Guys who have to pretend to be tough, they ain't. I'm tough.

Mr. T

I don't like magic - but I have been known to make guys disappear.

Mitch Hedberg

I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I have to tell them something that is going on. "What time is it, Mitch?" "Uh, that guy is eating a hamburger." "Shi*, I had to be somewhere..."

Mitch Hedberg

If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't want to ever be referred to as a 'boating enthusiast'. I hope they call me 'a guy who likes to boat'.

Mark Webber

Only one guy can be world champion, and so if everyone else thought they were failures you'd have no one left on the grid.

Mark Wahlberg

There are guys who want to look good, and there are guys who want to perform at their best. Being fit is about being able to perform at your best, not necessarily just looking your best.

Mark Wahlberg

James Cagney, Steve McQueen, I loved all those guys. I grew up loving the movies but had no desire to be in them.

R. Kelly

Once I started singing, I didn't have to try to be cool. I was just one of the coolest guys around.

Judd Apatow

I worshipped guys like Bill Maher, Jay Leno, and Jerry Seinfeld, and was doing my variation of that. But as a young person with no political point of view or life experience, it was as funny as you can imagine.

Judd Apatow

When Jim Carrey signed on to star in [The Cable Guy], and then they asked me to produce it, I made a very brief plea to direct - which was rejected really as quickly as anything can be.

Judd Apatow

Every day I live by only one rule, be a good guy.

Lita Ford

Joe Walsh is a great guy and and an unbelievable talent, Id like to work with him again someday.

Paul Reubens

The original suit was designed by a guy named Mr. Jay from Hollywood. But nowadays I'm having the suit duplicated. At this point I have about three good suits and about three really raggedy ones.

Paul Giamatti

I've got to be the geekiest guy in the world in a lot of ways. I'm like a zeta male.

Paul Giamatti

I still want to be the guy who can get on the subway and check out the freak on the subway.

Patrick Rothfuss

Don't get me wrong, hard and soft fantasy stories can both be good. But you need to know which camp you're in. I'm into realism. I'm a hard fantasy guy.

Paris Hilton

I can't stand black guys. I would never touch one. It's gross?

LeVar Burton

I've always been the sort of guy who's happiest doing more than one thing at a time.

LeRoy Neiman

The big shock of my life was Abstract Expressionism - Pollock, de Kooning, those guys. It changed my work. I was an academically trained student, and suddenly you could pour paint, smear it on, broom it on!

Lefty Gomez

I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous.

Lauren Weisberger

I'm not denying that he's a terrific guy, but I'm not sure he's terrific for me.

Larry the Cable Guy

I'm more of a rodeo type guy.

Paul Stanley

I had heard some women make comments about my chest, so why not show it off? Nobody wants to see a fat guy in tights. That wouldn't be fair to the fans.

Paul Michael Glaser

First of all I thought it was ugly, I thought it was ridiculous that undercover police guys would drive a striped tomato and I've never been a big champion of Ford.

Kristen Schaal

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

Kreayshawn

Guys usually like my sense of humor, and I am pretty down to earth. And I'm a driven person.

Kool Keith

I've always been a direct guy.

Kinky Friedman

I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

Kinky Friedman

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

Olivier Theyskens

As a designer, I'm not a guy that can be put in a niche.

Olivia Munn

I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me.

Kiefer Sutherland

One of the big draws of the show is here's a guy who is ordinary in a lot of ways but, due to his profession, he's placed in extraordinary situations that he has to make right with action and with thought. That's what is appealing about Jack - he takes charge.

Kid Rock

As soon as somebody comes out for a politician, especially in Hollywood, when they all go, 'I'm voting for this guy!' – I go, 'That's not who I'm voting for!'