Quotes about hum
humor circles yesterday
You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles. George W. Bush
humor order people
There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first things first. The - these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework - the groundwork - not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the - all right.
humor winning political
We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry find a building; and we've seen dramatic reports from the front where Pulitzer Prize-to-be winning reporters stood up and declared, the United States is attacked, and all that.
humor political crops
You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.
humor political fabric
There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.
humor america people
As I mentioned we have arrested or detained over 1,000 people here in America to determine to find out what they know.
humor america people
We're now interested in finding those who may attack America and arrest them before they do. We've had over nearly a thousand people have been detained in America and questioned about their motives and their intentions.
humor journey political
I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.
humor law government
Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.
humor priorities political
Our priorities is our faith.
humor commitment people
We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.
humor opportunity justice
And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image.
humor america issues
We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission. Some in the political process don't have enough patience for that, and I probably don't either.
humor army compassion
We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.
humor unique tyrants
Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.
humor army compassion
We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.
humor political political-humor
I am mindful that we're all sinners...
humor political born
About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.
humor texas bridges
I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.
humor focus political
God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.
humor medicine drug
Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicine as we used to know it.
humor like-you neighbor
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.
humor hands political
The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?
humor goal community
It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.
humor government community
We have set out to promote the work of community and faith-based charities. Government cannot be replaced by charities, but it can welcome them as partners instead of resenting them as rivals.
humor decision political
Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.
humor thinking political
Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do.
humor dangerous-world political
When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.
humor thinking past
I think we agree, the past is over.
humorous hands two
One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'. George Carlin
humorous airports care
They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.
humor fighting thinking
I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution.
humorous giving selling
I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away?