Quotes about inspirational
inspirational old-friends enemy
Change to me is like an old friend. It's not my enemy anymore. And I know it will keep coming back to visit again and again to teach me something new. Phyllis George
inspirational motivational fun
Crafts make us feel rooted, give us a sense of belonging and connect us with our history. Our ancestors used to create these crafts out of necessity, and now we do them for fun, to make money and to express ourselves.
inspirational baby kids
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. Phyllis Diller
inspirational couple husband
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
inspirational birthday age
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
inspirational morning kissing
Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.
inspirational lying house
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.
inspirational coffee kids
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.
inspirational morning moving
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.
inspirational people littles
I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.
inspirational people parlor
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!
inspirational blow ill-will
It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
inspirational size juniors
It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.
inspirational hair use
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.
inspirational moving muscles
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
inspirational moving tennis
This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head.
inspirational fighting years
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
inspirational football looks
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.
inspirational beauty skins
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
inspirational rooms
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
inspirational justice looks
My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.
inspirational ghetto littles
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
inspirational night central-park
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.
inspirational beach tides
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.
inspirational dog hate
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.
inspirational half hours
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
inspirational baseball kids
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
inspirational funny witty
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
inspirational mother pain
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
inspirational husband careers
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.
inspirational birthday anniversary
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
inspirational cupcakes rooms
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.
inspirational anniversary mistake
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.