Famous Quotes & Sayings

Rodney Dangerfield

I have three kids, one of each.

Rodney Dangerfield

I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.

Rodney Dangerfield

Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something.

Rodney Dangerfield

We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.

Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

Rodney Dangerfield

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.

Rodney Dangerfield

I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect. With me, you show respect. So I changed the image to I don't get no respect. I tried it out in Greenwich Village. I remember the first joke I told: Even as a kid, I'd play hide and seek and the other kids wouldn't even look for me. The people laughed. After the show, they started saying to me, Me, too - I don't get no respect. I figured, let's try it again.

Rodney Dangerfield

I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."

Rod Blagojevich

Kids today are technologically sophisticated. In many families, they are far ahead of their parents

Rod Blagojevich

For the same reason we don't allow kids to buy pornography, for the same reason we don't allow kids to buy cigarettes, for the same reason we don't allow kids to buy alcohol, we shouldn't allow them to go to stores and buy video games.

Robert Sternberg

I've taught statistics, math courses and what I've found is that often if you teach them algebraically the formulas, you'll have one group of kids doing well.

Robert Stone

I was under the influence of the early modern masters, Fitzgerald and Steinbeck and Hemingway, especially, when I was a kid. I reacted against writers like Barth and John Hawkes. I did not care for the post-modernist stuff; my allegiance was to realism.

They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.

Robert Pattinson

I actually quite like working with kids and I like working with animals, which everybody says you shouldn't do. It makes you feel like you're not acting, as soon as you have someone who's providing stuff to react to.

Robert M. Pirsig

The kid who is scared is the one the bullies go after. I used to get beat up pretty badly.

Robert Englund

Kids today don't watch a black and white movie.

Robert E. Howard

I'll say one thing about an oil boom; it will teach a kid that Life's a pretty rotten thing as quick as anything I can think of.

Wes Anderson

Kids are always open to anything. It's very rare that a kid isn't extremely eager to make you happy.

Wes Anderson

The kids are the ones that have a clarity about what they want. They don't have any wisdom, but they do have a clear understanding about what they want to have happen.

Wally George

I learned that kids in show business are so different from regular, average students. They would gather behind you and help you to succeed in any way possible.

Wally Lamb

When I was a kid... I needed to belong.

Walt Disney

You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway.

Walt Disney

It has that thing - the imagination, and the feeling of happy excitement- I knew when I was a kid.

Walt Disney

Adults are only kids grown up

Walt Disney

If you act like an adult when you're a kid you can afford to act like a kid the rest of your life.

Vito Fossella

If you're a retail investor, you have set aside some of your hard-earned money for investment or to create a nest egg, for your kids or family.

Vincent Cassel

I've always loved the idea of changing myself, wearing costumes and disguises. It takes you back to being a kid, to dressing up.

Saul Williams

I was fed by the music I listened to as a kid. Hip-hop fed me psychologically, spiritually, politically. I learned from that music.

Sarah Jessica Parker

If I didn't have kids, I would be at the theater or the ballet every single night of my life.

Sarah Dessen

When you have a kid, you sign on for the whole package: good, bad, everything in between. you can't just dip in and out, picking and choosing the parts you want and quitting when it's not perfect.

Sandra Lee

Baking is how you start kids at cooking in the kitchen.

Sandra Lee

As a kid, I thought John Denver was the perfect Prince Charming.

Sandra Bullock

If all of a sudden someone said, 'You have five more kids,' I'd be totally OK with it.