Famous Quotes & Sayings

Kyle Busch

With about 40 laps to go, it's time to race and time to get after it and that's what I was doing. If I did something and aggravated Stewart, well, I'm sorry.

Dane Cook

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

Dane Cook

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.

Dane Cook

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

Dane Cook

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

Dane Cook

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.

Dane Cook

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

David Levithan

It was a laugh that came from the tip of his toes, gaining force and soul as it traveled through his body and out into the world in mirthful bursts. There wasn't anything fake about it; it was an amusement park of a laugh, and when it appeared, you wanted to jump on board.

David Letterman

Earlier today, we got a call from Stephen Hawking. He's a genius, and after 6,028 shows he ran the numbers and he said it works out to about eight minutes of laughter.

David Gemmell

To be truthful i am not entirely sure what people mean when they talk of happiness. There are moments of joy and laughter, the comfort of friendship, but enduring happiness? If it exists i have not found it

David Gemmell

Life is sad enough, Magir. Laughter is a thing to be treasured.

David Bowie

When I'm stuck for a closing to a lyric, I will drag out my last resort: overwhelming illogic.

David F. Houston

The older, thinner, and less productive grass lands, however, frequently can be made to produce much larger yields of feed in corn than if left, as they are, in unproductive grass.

DAVID FEHERTY

Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.

David Ben-Gurion

The law is whatever people determine it to be.

Dave Van Ronk

In the early 1970s. 1971, '72. The rooms were closing down, record labels weren't signing acoustic acts any more. Although they had been pretty much been getting out of that for some time before that.

Conan O'Brien

Today Facebook went public, just as Myspace's last user went private.

Condoleezza Rice

I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny.

Cody Linley

I'm pretty goofy, I'll do anything for a laugh.

Coco Lee

I'm sporty, active, bubbly, I like to make people laugh... I'm the jokester. But I'm also very traditional.

Cokie Roberts

Women rely on friends. ... That's where we draw sustenance and find safety. We can count on our women friends when we need a good laugh or a good cry.

A lot of producers and creative types want to see you be you. Throw something else out there and show them where you would take this part. A lot of them are launching shows for the first time, so they've got a lot riding on this, too, and they want you to be their flight.

Chuck Palahniuk

If we can prove an afterlife, then we have less pressure to make our physical life last forever.

David Bowie

I guess, taking away all the theatrics or the costuming and the outer layers of what I do, I'm a writer... I write.

Charles Spurgeon

Let not a libation of tears be the only offering at the shrine of Jesus; let us also rejoice with joy unspeakable. If we have need to lament our sin, how much more to rejoice at our pardon!

We've been ready since last year, but we weren't mature, now we're mature enough to get a state berth.

David Robinson

We've been on this roller-coaster pattern really going back to last spring.

Steve Smith

We're thinking because of the scale of the last several protests, they're moving too fast.

Alan Arkin

If you're playing a negative character, sooner or later it rubs off on you. Some people don't mind living in that state, but I don't want to be there anymore. I don't want to live in a state of depression.

We had 80 entries for the parade and about 150 vehicles and floats. This is probably the largest parade we have ever had.

Chauncey Billups

We got longer, younger and more athletic. This year we played a little more up-tempo than we did last year.

Iris Apfel

Fashion has this youth mania. But 70-year-old ladies don't have 18-year-old bodies, and 18-year-olds don't have a 70-year-old's dollars.

Frederick Law Olmsted

This is just what I have thought when I have seen slaves at work - they seem to go through the motions of labor without putting strength into them. They keep their powers in reserve for their own use at night, perhaps.