Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mike Judge

I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.

Peter Tosh

You can get through everything and cast a laugh and sing/you can do anything that you want to.

Terry Goodkind

Laugh all you want. I know my own worth and don't need to prove it to someone who doesn't know theirs.

Terry Goodkind

Cara burst into a hearty laugh. She clapped Richard on the back as he walked passed. "I like her, Lord Rahl. You may keep her.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

True wit never made us laugh.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

To laugh often and much ... this is to have succeeded. Probably not from Emerson: here's the full quotation and the story.

Selma Blair

I love to laugh and well, who doesn't?

Selma Blair

Jason Lee made me laugh all the time because he's so big, and I love how goofy bodies can be.

Shunryu Suzuki

If you were not born in this world, there would be no need to die. To be born in this world is to die, to disappear [laughing].

Lesley Nicol

I guess that is my favorite thing - to make people laugh and also to maybe engage them emotionally and touch them somehow in telling the story.

Larry Charles

The major caveat in all of comedy is that it's all instinctive. There's no true criteria. There is no right or wrong. Ultimately, often I'm surprised at what an audience will or will not laugh at. I have to stay very, very open to an audiences first exposure to that material and how they react to it.

Larry David

Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.

Larry David

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

Kylie Minogue

The Sun in London ran a front page declaring my bum a national treasure. I really did laugh at that. Its not like it can actually do anything, except wiggle.

Neil Simon

I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.

Marc Maron

My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount of respect for or not, and being challenged by the immediacy of conversation.

Shel Silverstein

Although I cannot see your face As you flip these poems awhile, Somewhere from some far-off place I hear you laughing--and I smile.

Sharon Horgan

I always, always want to make people laugh. In every situation. Even when it's inappropriate.

Neil Peart

Half the world cries Half the world laughs Half the world tries To be the other half

Natalie Portman

Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much. It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance.

Natalie Portman

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

Natalie Portman

We live in a violent world, but since the success of films like Pulp Fiction, it seems every movie has some violence in it, and it's now being used as a form of comedy: audiences are now being encouraged to laugh when people get their heads blown off. I just don't like hearing people laugh at violence.

Taylor Swift

Try things. Laugh a lot. Mess up. Apologize. Hug people. Take chances. Trust yourself. Lose things. Get over it.

Taylor Swift

I just want to spend the rest of my life with someone who makes me smile, laugh, feel special, and supports me.

Josh Smith

I'm a happy, happy person. I laugh. I'm not angry. I'm only disgusted with a few people in the world that I have to see. But I'm not angry at all.

Josh Peck

In life, I'd much rather have people laughing at me than booing me.

Josh Peck

To me, there's nothing greater than making people laugh.

Josh Radnor

There are just things you can explore in a movie that you can't in 22 minutes with a laugh track.

Leonard Cohen

It's time that we began to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.

Lawrence Welk

I always worried I'd forget my lines or say the wrong words or the audience would laugh in the wrong places.

Lars von Trier

If people do not laugh it's not comedy.

Lisa Kleypas

That drew a mocking laugh from Lillian. “Really, someone should tell St. Vincent that he’s a living cliché. He has become the embodiment of everything they say about reformed rakes.

Linda Ellerbee

The best time to laugh is anytime you can.