Famous Quotes & Sayings

Conan O'Brien

Tom Ridge announced a new color-coded alarm system. ... Green means everything's okay. Red means we're in extreme danger. And champagne-fuschia means we're being attacked by Martha Stewart.

Conan O'Brien

This is serious, if Martha gets the maximum sentence on all counts, she could serve 20 years in prison. Of course, you have to take off time off for good behavior, which means 20 years in prison.

Conan O'Brien

Scientists say the European space probe that landed on the comet has detected organic matter. This means there could be either life in space or a Whole Foods. We just don't know.

E. W. Howe

Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.

Dyan Cannon

Being born again means you have a new concept of yourself

Dwight Schultz

It rolls off my back. Ridicule doesn't mean anything - even from people you're supposed to wear knee pads around, like the scientific community.

Dwight Schultz

Has one hostage from Lebanon come back with a photograph of his abductors? Has any hostage ever come back with a photograph of his abductors smiling? I mean, this was so incredible!

Dwight Schultz

People will be fascinated. We will think of each other in a far more homogeneous way, because we will know that there is something that is different from us. And when we say 'us,' it will mean as a species.

Dwight Gooden

I'm glad I don't have to face that guy (Don Mattingly) every day. He has that look that few hitters have. I don't know if it's his stance, his eyes or what, but you can tell he means business.

Dwight Howard

I've been on the side where you have nothing, and now I'm on the side where anything I want is there for me. When I didn't have the means to do whatever I wanted to do, I still had peace.

Dwyane Wade

Success means being satisfied with what you do every day. It's being proud of the better person you are becoming.

Coventry Patmore

The Spirit of man is like a kite, which rises by means of those very forces which seem to oppose its rise; the tie that joins it to the earth, the opposing winds of temptation, and the weight of earth-born affections which it carries with it into the sky.

Courtney Love

I think commercial success is really important. It means there are more people listening, and you're affecting the zeitgeist more. If only a hundred people know you exist, it's harder to get your message across.

Courtney Love

To me, 'selling out' means everyone bought a ticket.

Courtney Love

Don't be bitter and mean 'couse you don’t fit in, it’s a GIFT. Look at you. you’ve got your individuality, you don’t have the herd instinct, you can read Neitzsche and understand it. Only dumb people are happy.

Colin Hay

I had a very strange career. I mean I went from playing to 150,000 people in 1983/84. Three or four years later I was playing to four people, you know, in Melbourne. I thought - bit strange, you know bit odd, bit erratic.

Colin Mochrie

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

Chuck Schumer

We understand we have to plug new loopholes, but that doesn't mean we have to unplug the old ones.

Anthony Holden

What it means is that some of Charles' press secretaries have been better than others as some of the Queen's press secretaries have been better than others.

There are a lot of uncertainties. Polls don't really mean a lot.

When you get people like that, they mean business. You don't want to mess with them.

Bruce Bochy

When you first come up, you don't know what you're getting into. He thought he took too many pitches. This time, he's getting his swings. That doesn't mean he's out of control, just that he's being aggressive.

When you have everything at your disposal, it's sometimes the little things that mean more.

James Earl Jones

There haven't been enough profound things written about what being black means and what a black character is. Nobody knows.

Louis C. K.

You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.

Louis C. K.

You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.

Dick Cheney

We said two weeks, we mean two weeks,

We thought that meant they were going to be nice.

We're not out of it by any means when we have seven with Houston,

Michelle Smith

We're not mean to each other. We are all trying to just make the paper better.

This trophy represents us, 2006. It means everything to us because we just got in this district.

Peter Jacobsen

This tournament means as much to us as it does to you juniors,

Robert Herrick

I'll write, because I'll give - You critics means to live; For should I not supply - The cause, the effect would die