Quotes about new-york
new-york crash planes
How come New York gets all the cool plane crashes? Daniel Tosh
new-york long used
I used to perform all the time but I haven't performed in New York in a very long time. Cy Coleman
new-york paris littles
From what I've heard, Paris did a little bit more prep work as far as making bike lanes and all of that stuff. They really did it properly, which New York is getting to little by little. David Byrne
new-york ambition artist
I came to New York to be a fine artist - that was my ambition.
new-york moving water
One knew in advance that life in New York would not be easy‚ but there were cheap rents in cold-water lofts without heat‚ and the excitement of being here made up for those hardships. I didn't move to New York to make a fortune.
new-york regret yankees
I have a lot of regrets about what I've done. If I had to do it over again, I never would have left the Mets. I'm very thankful for all that Mr. (George) Steinbrenner did for me when I was with the Yankees, but I wish I had stayed in New York with the Mets. Darryl Strawberry
new-york mtv interviews
It's me! It's me! It's always me! [Darren when asked who smelled so good at the MTV Live interview in New York] Darren Hayes
new-york growing-up kids
When I was a kid growing up in New York, I was pretty unaware of racism. I think when we're young - before we lose our innocence - we're sort of unaware of the more flawed qualities of each other. Dave Matthews
new-york sorry cynical
Sorry to be so cynical, but this is New York David Levithan
new-york cities immigration
Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration. David Letterman
new-york cities america
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat up their city anytime.
new-york moving cities
Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any sudden moves around than any other city in the world.
new-york sorry cities
Unusual weather for New York City. Today it was 68 and foggy. No, wait a minute, that's me. I'm sorry, that's me.
new-york cities race
Mary Keitany from Kenya won the women's race at the New York City Marathon. You can tell she was fast because guys on the street didn't even have time to finish their catcalls.
new-york squares cities
Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Times Square now are demanding two forms of fake ID.
new-york night light
To save energy, New York City is now dimming the lights of the skyscrapers and the skyline at night. There's a bad side to this. If you need Batman, you have to text him.
new-york believe night
Mayor de Blasio wants to eliminate garbage. He believes New York City produces way too much garbage. Well, heck, forget about producing too much garbage. What about late-night talk shows?
new-york mean cities
New York City has 2 million rats. We used to have 8 million rats. Now we're down to 2 million. You know what that means? We lose four electoral votes.
new-york autumn color
It's autumn in New York. The colors are changing — yellow, the browns, the greens, the oranges. And that's just the tap water.
new-york cities getting-high
New York City subways are now getting high speed Internet. How about some high speed subway trains?
new-york gun cities
A priest in New York City was arrested on gun possession. These days, you better be happy that the bulge in his pocket is a .38.
new-york home names
Tip to out-of-town visitors. If you buy something here in New York and you want to have it shipped home, be suspicious if the clerk tells you they don't need your name and address.
new-york cities doctors
This warning from the New York City Department of Health Fraud: Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger.
new-york home police
New York is great though. If you?re here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of your assailant.
new-york moving cities
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
new-york cities liberty
It was so cold in New York City today that the Statue of Liberty had her torch under her dress.
new-york believe cities
If you didn’t believe it before — and it’s easy to understand how you might have been sceptical on this point — if you didn’t believe it before, you can absolutely believe it now: New York City is the greatest city in the world.
new-york home light
We thought New York City was home to 8 million rats. Turns out, that's a little high. The actual number is 2 million rats. That explains the light turnout for the midterm elections.
new-york night cities
A lot of issues were on the ballots. In New York City there was Proposition 14. That would put a ceiling on the number of late-night talk shows. And California passed Proposition 21. That would change guacamole officially to guac.
new-york cities yesterday
Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide.
new-york years cities
Right after the show tonight, I'm going to the New York City car show. You get to see the models that will be crashed next year by drunken Secret Service agents.
new-york moving cities
It was announced that President Obama and his wife, when they're finished in Washington, are moving to New York City. The guy just can't get enough gridlock.
new-york disappointment cities
I got some good news earlier today before the show. Thanks to Alex Rodriguez, I am no longer the most overpaid disappointment in New York City.