Quotes about new-york
new-york believe night
Mayor de Blasio wants to eliminate garbage. He believes New York City produces way too much garbage. Well, heck, forget about producing too much garbage. What about late-night talk shows? David Letterman
new-york mean cities
New York City has 2 million rats. We used to have 8 million rats. Now we're down to 2 million. You know what that means? We lose four electoral votes.
new-york autumn color
It's autumn in New York. The colors are changing — yellow, the browns, the greens, the oranges. And that's just the tap water.
new-york cities getting-high
New York City subways are now getting high speed Internet. How about some high speed subway trains?
new-york gun cities
A priest in New York City was arrested on gun possession. These days, you better be happy that the bulge in his pocket is a .38.
new-york home names
Tip to out-of-town visitors. If you buy something here in New York and you want to have it shipped home, be suspicious if the clerk tells you they don't need your name and address.
new-york cities doctors
This warning from the New York City Department of Health Fraud: Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger.
new-york home police
New York is great though. If you?re here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of your assailant.
new-york moving cities
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
new-york cities liberty
It was so cold in New York City today that the Statue of Liberty had her torch under her dress.
new-york believe cities
If you didn’t believe it before — and it’s easy to understand how you might have been sceptical on this point — if you didn’t believe it before, you can absolutely believe it now: New York City is the greatest city in the world.
new-york home light
We thought New York City was home to 8 million rats. Turns out, that's a little high. The actual number is 2 million rats. That explains the light turnout for the midterm elections.
new-york night cities
A lot of issues were on the ballots. In New York City there was Proposition 14. That would put a ceiling on the number of late-night talk shows. And California passed Proposition 21. That would change guacamole officially to guac.
new-york cities yesterday
Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide.
new-york years cities
Right after the show tonight, I'm going to the New York City car show. You get to see the models that will be crashed next year by drunken Secret Service agents.
new-york moving cities
It was announced that President Obama and his wife, when they're finished in Washington, are moving to New York City. The guy just can't get enough gridlock.
new-york disappointment cities
I got some good news earlier today before the show. Thanks to Alex Rodriguez, I am no longer the most overpaid disappointment in New York City.
new-york cities use
Here in New York City, it's cold. It's so cold the Republicans want to use the Keystone Pipeline to deliver soup.
new-york good-luck cities
Good luck finding a place to park in New York City. And when you do, good luck figuring out the parking signs, restrictions, and prohibitions. It is so complicated. It has gotten so bad, I never park my car without a lawyer.
new-york rats today
Today coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking on a pretzel.
new-york tired yankees
Mayor de Blasio said that whenever he goes to a Yankee game he gets sick and tired of people booing and giving him the finger. Hey, what do you want? You're the mayor of New York City. It comes with the gig, pal.
new-york cities ferrets
Mayor de Blasio has legalized ferrets. Now you can legally own ferrets in New York City. I want to tell you something. If I want to see anymore beady-eyed little weasels, I'll just keep riding the subway.
new-york writing wells
I always write well in New York. David Bowie
new-york rocks cities
CBGB represents a lot to New York City and to underground rock and to new wave and post-punk and whatever. But, you know, it's like tearing down the Jefferson Memorial or something. Dave Grohl
new-york winning boxing
I just want to taste what it's like to win in New York David Wright
new-york home thinking
I think me leaving Detroit shaped my style. Me leaving, going to New York, going to L.A. and seeing what they were doing there. I think that inspired me more than what people were doing back home. Danny Brown
new-york thinking want
If I was American, I think I'd live in New York, because I like that East Coast mentality. There's nothing wrong with Hollywood. If you want to be a big time filmmaker, you should go to Hollywood. Danny Boyle
new-york thinking phones
I remember getting my first cell phone in New York, getting into a taxi and thinking "This is the end of solitude in the back of a taxi." What used to happen in the back of a taxi? You looked out the window. My brain has become less able to spend lengths of time without shifting, and I worry about that. Dani Shapiro
new-york airplane school
The next night I got on an airplane, and flew to New York and looked into acting schools. Four or five acting schools. One of which was the Neighborhood Playhouse, which I started at six months there after. Dabney Coleman
new-york school thinking
There is something about New York City that in and of itself is so theatrical hat I use to think... I use to feel when I walked out of my apartment on the way to school or anywhere that I was walking out on stage.
new-york levels actors
[In New York,] when you say you're an actor, there's a certain level of respect that goes with that. Condola Rashad
new-york years bills
Hillary Clinton has reportedly accepted Barack Obama's offer to become secretary of state. That's what they're saying in the New York Times. Yeah, according to Bill Clinton, this is the first time in 20 years that Hillary has said 'yes.' Conan O'Brien
new-york hussein today
A town in Upstate New York is being accused of being biased 'cause they sent out absentee ballots that say 'Barack Osama.' Today they apologized and printed new ballots that say 'Barack Hussein Osama.'