Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bill Maher

It's going to be Perry, it's going to be Romney...It's sort of a battle for the soul of the Republican Party - and they have no soul, but the space where a soul would be.

Bill Maher

You'd know if I was the de-facto leader of the Democratic Party, because you'd go down to Walgreen's and buy a pack of blunts.

Bill Maher

I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

Bill Maher

What a day for the Tea Party people. Did you see that? America's parks and fairgrounds were lost in a sea of man-boobs. They were venting their anger and rage against taxes, which, of course, in most cases for them went down. Protesting their taxes went down, but you know, why let the truth spoil a perfectly good Klan rally.

Bill Maher

Germs do not have a political party.

Bill Maher

Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.

Bill Maher

The Republican Party is like the corpse in 'Weekend at Bernies' and the Tea Party is like the two guys who put sunglasses and a party hat on it and drag it around.

Bilawal Bhutto Zardari

I am chairman of the Pakistan People's Party.

Bernard Lagat

No matter how painful something is, you have to take it. I saw that in both my parents.

Bill Viola

I hope we'll be able to see that in our lifetime: the end of the camera! When I'm in Paris, I'll buy a big bottle of champagne and I'll save it for that day, for the day when they'll be no more camera.

Bill Watterson

It's always better to leave the party early.

So I'm a pretty conservative fellow, but not conservative enough for the Tea Party.

Bob Harper

You can't be a parent and say, 'I need you to be more active and I need you to eat right,' when you're still choosing to have poor eating habits.

Bob Hope

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

Betty Ford

I think it wasn't so much that the White House altered me in any essential way as that I found the resources with which to respond to a series of challenges. You never know what you can do until you have to do it. In the beginning, it was like going to a party you're terrified of, and finding out to your amazement that you're having a good time.

Betty Smith

But she needs me more than she needs him and I guess being needed is almost as good as being loved. Maybe better.

Bo Sanchez

My parents were the traditional Filipino parents who didnt talk about money around the dinner table.

With no institutional defender, independent counsels are especially vulnerable to partisan attack,

William Shakespeare

He that has a house to put's head in has a good head-piece.

William Shakespeare

Pardon's the word to all.

Throughout our lives, we were in the system. Our parents weren't stable enough.

Billy Martin

Yes, but you know what, I jumped right in to party with J.D.. I'm about to show him my nipple.

Chelsea Clinton

I've always been incredibly proud of both of my parents and proud of the work I had done privately as a person, professionally and academically.

Chelsea Clinton

My parents were very firm about me always getting my homework done.

Chelsea Handler

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

Charlotte Rampling

I felt very special in Paris, more special than I felt in London. I love London for different reasons. I've always been close to London, being English. But somehow there's something special about living as an Englishwoman in Paris.

Charlie Trotter

I couldnt really relate to the fraternity or party scene, to the people out in the mall every day protesting one thing or another. I felt like there was no one I could relate to.

Charlie Trotter

My parents couldnt be looser. It was the ultimate laissez faire upbringing.

Charlie Sheen

It ain't a party til something gets broken.

Charlie Sheen

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

Charlie Sheen

You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.

Charlie Anderson

The reality is that most of us sit at home and read about the Super Bowl and the 1,000 parties, and we won't have an opportunity to participate. When I look at a 400 ticket, I blanch. This allows everyday people to get involved.

Charles Kuralt

My parents encouraged me in everything I ever wanted to do.