Quotes about pigs
pigs dainty
There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig. Doug Stanhope
pigs sausage process
Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage. Don Murray
pigs males born
A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women. Chuck Palahniuk
pigs riches fool
The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat. Confucius
pigs culinary
TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy. Ambrose Bierce
pigs compliment bigs
I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment. Albert Brooks
pigs sausage littles
Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Andy Rooney
pigs hog stills
You can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and call it Monique, but it's still a pig. Ann Richards
pigs people firsts
I've got a mission to help people improve and massively change their lives and create breakthroughs, so I'm always looking for them and I'm the first guinea pig. Tony Robbins
pigs long flying
It almost made me long for the flying pig. --Percy Rick Riordan
pigs benefits waste
A fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so, you will not only arouse his animosity but also you will be attempting to deprive him of whatever benefit he is capable of deriving from experience. Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Robert A. Heinlein
pigs two ongoing
I never know what I'm going to do for the Post next. Two weeks ago I had a piece on Homeland Security. This is one of my pig ongoing projects. How unprepared we are for a terrorist attack. Sally Quinn
pigs ham sound
Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round. Roy Blount, Jr.
pigs scrabble genius
We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare." "Scrabble?" He sounds surprised. "Scrabble's great." "Not when you're playing with a family of geniuses, it's not. They all put words like 'iridiums'. And I put 'pig'. Sophie Kinsella
pigs katniss attention
Suddenly I am furious, that with my life on the line, they don’t even have the decency to pay attention to me. That I’m being upstaged by a dead pig. Suzanne Collins
pigs flying speed
I was flying right toward him (the pig) at the speed of demigod-smashing.
pigs white people
Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam. Scott Weiland
pigs looks weight
I don't normally look like a twig and I do eat like a pig but the weight has just dropped off me. Sienna Miller
pigs virginia sound
Any part of the piggy Is quite all right with me Ham from Westphalia, ham from Parma Ham as lean as the Dalai Lama Ham from Virginia, ham from York, Trotters Sausages, hot roast pork. Crackling crisp for my teeth to grind on Bacon with or without the rind on Though humanitarian I'm not a vegetarian. I'm neither crank nor prude nor prig And though it may sound infra dig Any part of the darling pig Is perfectly fine with me. Noel Coward
pigs wings heaven
To the heavens on the wings of a pig. John Steinbeck
pigs people cows
Pigs and cows and chickens and people are all competing for grain. Margaret Mead
pigs lambs littles
Go into the largest livestock operation, search out the darkest and tiniest stall or pen, single out the filthiest, most forlorn little lamb or pig or calf, and that is one of God's creatures you're looking at, morally indistinguishable from your beloved Fluffy or Frisky. Matthew Scully
pigs littles pleasure
All those little congruences and arabesques you prepared with such delicate anticipatory pleasure are gobbled up as if by pigs at a pastry cart. John Updike
pigs satisfied dissatisfied
It is better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a pig satisfied. John Stuart Mill
pigs different fool
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, are of a different opinion, it is because they only know their own side of the question.
pigs desperate
We celebrities are desperate pigs. Penn Jillette
pigs iran iraq
The Germans sell chemical weapons to Iran and Iraq. The wounded are then sent to Germany to be treated. Veritable human guinea pigs. Marjane Satrapi
pigs duets jennifer
I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen. Mariah Carey
pigs evil strange
I’ve been around a lot of wraiths, and he doesn’t feel like that either, though. It’s a strange sensation. Like human wrapped in evil.” – Caleb “Oh, great. Our coach is a pig-in-the-blanket for Satan.” – Nick Sherrilyn Kenyon
pigs looks juliet
Look, if you're playing Romeo and your Juliet is a pig, you find something you can love about pigs! Montgomery Clift
pigs three moments
I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then grinned. "I know exactly what to do. Michael Buckley
pigs wanted ran
I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed. Michael Caine
pigs stills
I was and still am happier than a pig in slop. Jim Harbaugh