Quotes about pregnancy
pregnancy thinking age
I didn't think it was possible at my age honestly. They call it a geriatric pregnancy Halle Berry
pregnancy causes united-states
Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States. Jenna Marbles
pregnancy commitment israel
My commitment to the security and future of Israel is based upon basic morality as well as enlightened self-interest. Our role in supporting Israel honors our own heritage. Gerald R. Ford
pregnancy secret
Secrets are like pregnancies hereabouts. You can hide them for a while but then they will start screaming. Jim Crace
pregnancy son weight-watchers
I tried a few times, unsuccessfully, to lose weight. It wasn't until I joined Weight Watchers that I was finally able to do it. I went to meetings and my son came with me. The best thing was that I could eat what I wanted and still lose weight. Slow and steady, I was getting my pre-pregnancy body back. Jenny McCarthy
pregnancy past parent
Parents are like shuttles on a loom. They join the threads of the past with threads of the future and leave their own bright patterns as they go. Fred Rogers
pregnancy moose birth
The Creator is not a careless mechanic. Ina May Gaskin
pregnancy thinking moose
Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.
pregnancy thinking elephants
Remember this, for it is as true as true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The Creator is not a careless mechanic. Human female bodies have the same potential to give birth as well as aardvarks, lions, rhinoceri, elephants, moose, and water buffalo. Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.
pregnancy responsibility parent
We share responsibility. It's important to have a good spouse; that's where I sympathize with single parents. Hunter Tylo
pregnancy self defense
Childbirth is more admirable than conquest, more amazing than self-defense, and as courageous as either one. Gloria Steinem
pregnancy riddle solutions
Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy Friedrich Nietzsche
pregnancy solutions
Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy.
pregnancy fire water
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant! Jessica Simpson
pregnancy calling swamps
I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
pregnancy drinking naughty
We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.
pregnancy talking brain
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
pregnancy scotch fetus
It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
pregnancy almost-done balls
It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
pregnancy hands jelly
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.
pregnancy boys ifs
If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!
pregnancy kids love-is
I can't wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I've never had before.
pregnancy feelings kind
I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
pregnancy trying
We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
pregnancy average fart
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
pregnancy balls sitting
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
pregnancy people pregnant-women
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
pregnancy sexually-transmitted-diseases stds
Abstinence-only education - the best STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) and pregnancy delivery system that politicians have ever devised. Rachel Maddow
pregnancy government years
For more than forty years, the United States Congress has shamelessly used payroll taxes intended for Social Security to fund big government spending. Mike Pence
pregnancy fruit melons
They are fruit and transport: ripening melons, prairie schooners journeying under full sail. Kathleen Norris
pregnancy wish twists
I begin to love this creature, and to anticipate her birth as a fresh twist to a knot, which I do not wish to untie. Mary Wollstonecraft
pregnancy paranoid pregnant
Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. Molly Ivins
pregnancy looks jordan
On her breast size increase during pregnancy: I even make Jordan look normal. Kerry Katona