Famous Quotes & Sayings

Greg Gutfeld

I would like to see a president with a monocle.

Harold Ford, Jr.

Some say I was disappointed when President Obama won, and that is absolute nonsense.

Harold Geneen

You can know a person by the kind of desk he keeps. If the president of a company has a clean desk then it must be the executive vice president who is doing all the work.

George H. W. Bush

How could the president be so wrong, so misinformed?

Jack Abramoff

I try to avoid saying anything positive about any presidential candidate for fear that if I actually like them then I will kill their campaign.

Harry Reid

I said, 'Mr. President, you have your vice president here as a result of a search that he made,'

Arlen Specter

My thinking is that the president really has to voluntarily appear,

Bill Vaughan

In foreign affairs, the president can do what he wants unless Congress says no. In domestic policy, the president can't do anything unless Congress says yes.

Bill Vaughan

In the wiretapping, despite all the momentum for a more assertive Congress, you're seeing Congress backing down, because there are many Republicans and even Democrats who are afraid of being seen as preventing the president from protecting the nation.

I would not be surprised if he was president one day.

I would keep the president as a figurehead.

Tom Ridge

will be a president we can respect and we can trust.

Bob Ney

I will vote to impeach the president because he has shattered the trust of the American people.

Don Nickles

We can wait 14 months, get a new president and then do a tax cut.

When we win the nomination, we'll be president of all 50 of the United States.

Jesse Ventura

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

Jay Leno

It really kind of looks like now that John Kerry is on his way to the presidential nomination. The only thing that can sink John Kerry now is an Al Gore endorsement.

Jay Leno

It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'

Jay Leno

Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language.

Jay Leno

President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'

Jay Leno

Bin Laden was once targeted by President Clinton. President Clinton wanted to kill him but couldn't get him. Of course not, we all know what kind of aim Clinton has.

Jay Leno

A Newsweek poll said if the election were held today, John Kerry would beat Bush 49 percent to 46 percent. And today, President Bush called Newsweek magazine a threat to world peace.

Jay Leno

Today, President Barack Obama promised to 'detect and pursue' American tax evaders, as opposed to his first 100 days, in which he detected and nominated American tax evaders.

Jay Leno

John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

Jay Leno

Presidential Democratic front-runner Howard Dean admitted to Chris Matthews on the 'Hardball' show that he got out of the draft because of a bad back. He had a curvature of the spine. Apparently it curved too far to the left.

Jay Leno

Astronomers have discovered a planet that is twice the size of earth and made of diamonds. President Obama says the planet may be inhabited by aliens not paying their fair share.

Carly Fiorina

Fiscal policy is not just, or even not even principally, the purview of the president.

Carly Fiorina

The world is a more tragic and dangerous place when American isn't leading and, under this president, we have not been leading.

Buck Henry

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.

Bruno Mars

I've had big record label presidents look me in the face and say, 'Your music sucks, you don't know who you are, your music is all over the place, and we don't know how to market this stuff. Pick a lane and come back to us.'

Jane Mayer

We would see another president being accused of being illegitimate, and undermined from day one, which is exactly what these donors did to [Barack] Obama.

Gary Bauer

Presidents have the right to nominate their own cabinet secretaries. But their nominees don't have a right to confirmation. Senators have a constitutional duty to advise and consent to the appointment of all Cabinet officials. They should take that duty seriously.

Frank Oz

I just want to do good work. That's all I want to do. I don't have big aspirations like being the President of the United States, I just want to do good work. That's all.