Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Lee Roth

You know what rock musicians are? They are hung up, neurotic, over-weight hippies with sex problems.

David Levithan

It’s like, you know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait...

David Levithan

"I want you to spend the night," you said. And it was definitely your phrasing that ensured it. If you had said, "Let's have sex," or "Let's go to my place," or even "I really want you," I'm not sure we would have gone quite as far as we did. But I loved the notion that the night was mine to spend, and I immediately decided to spend it with you.

David Levithan

I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don't realize you're on the floor.

David Letterman

Arnold Schwarzenegger is now governor of California. He is a very shrewd man - he already has all of his sex scandals behind him.

David Letterman

An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a Republican all Californians can get behind.

David Letterman

I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?

David Letterman

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

David Letterman

The creepy stuff was that I have had sex with women who worked for me on this show. Now, my response to that is yes I have. I have had sex with women who worked on this show. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would, especially for the women.

David Letterman

Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex.

David Letterman

In a recent interview, Howard Dean admitted that he used to drink and smoke pot. So, now all he needs to put him over the top is a sex scandal.

David Letterman

I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.

David Letterman

I don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never do any of that.

David Letterman

I was once involved in a same-sex marriage. There was the same sex over and over and over.

David Boreanaz

I love the tempestuousness of oceans and the calmness and solitude of lakes. Also, sensuality that drips and runs down the spine. And I'm not afraid to cry. Tears are a form of expression, and that's sexy.

David Blankenhorn

We would be more American on the day we permitted same-sex marriage than we were on the day before.

David Bowie

Sexuality and where it is going is an extraordinary question, for I don't see it going anywhere. It is with me, and that's it.

David Berg

In Heaven there is no need for sex because there is no need for a shadow or illustration-just a need to enjoy it!

Dave Thomas

The anger that appears to be building up between the sexes becomes more virulent with every day that passes. And far from women taking the blame... the fact is that men are invariably portrayed as the bad guys. Being a good man is like being a good Nazi.

Dave Grohl

To women, drummers seem like these adorable, sexy Neanderthals, and lead singers seem mysterious and dangerous. So while the lead singers all want to be David Bowie, floating into parties and being the center of attention, it's the drummers who are in the corner doing keg stands and breaking tables. Usually it's the drummers who get the fun-loving ladies and the singers who get the nutcases.

David Wenham

In very general terms 'Top Of The Lake' is about good and evil. It's a deep dark mystery. It also deals with lots of fascinating human relationships, and it's also about the battle of the sexes.

David Wong

PEOPLE DIE. This is the fact the world desperately hides from us from birth. Long after you find out the truth about sex and Santa Claus, this other myth endures, this one about how you’ll always get rescued at the last second and if not, your death will at least mean something and there’ll be somebody there to hold your hand and cry over you. All of society is built to prop up that lie, the whole world a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us from the fact that at the end, you’ll die, and you’ll probably be alone.

David Mazzucchelli

Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.

David Mamet

Storytelling is like sex. We all do it naturally. Some of us are better at it than others.

Dannii Minogue

Being sexy doesn't mean you shouldn't be safe.

Danica McKellar

Look at Michelle Pfeiffer: My God, she's 50 years old, but she is still so sexy. If I were into women, I would be totally into her.

Danica McKellar

Let's make math fun and sexy and glamorous. Smart is sexy, that's one of my main messages.

Billy Graham

Sex is front-page copy everywhere. [But] nothing can alter the fact that God calls perversion sin.

Meryl Streep

Everything that truly makes us happy is quite simple: love, sex, and food! Everything else - power, influence, strength - all those things can overpower what's important in life. But as long as you have food and shelter over your head, if the necessities are taken care of, what makes us happy on top of that is very simple.

Bjork

I find it very difficult to draw a line between what's sex and what isn't. It can be very, very sexy to drive a car, and completely unsexy to flirt with someone at a bar.

Clarence Thomas

Differences in race, differences in sex, somebody doesn’t look at you right, somebody says something. Everybody is sensitive. If I had been as sensitive as that in the 1960s, I’d still be in Savannah.

Colin Firth

Forget trying to be sexy. That's just gruesome.

Cleveland Amory

Relations between the sexes are so complicated that the only way you can tell if members of the set are going together is if they are married. Then, almost certainly, they are not.