Famous Quotes & Sayings

Woody Allen

Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

Woody Allen

I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.

Woody Allen

There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.

Woody Allen

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

Woody Allen

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Woody Allen

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

Woody Allen

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

William Weld

Managing people's sex lives is something that I don't think is a good role for government.

William J. Clinton

I have never had sex with that woman, Hillary Clinton.

William Friedkin

I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie.

William Gibson

You could have sex relatively comfortably on a platform of books, but not on a platform of PDA.s. Hardcover books. Paperbacks might start sliding around. Though I.d still prefer paperbacks to a pile of PDA.s.

Will Gluck

I don't think anyone says "Wow, the best sex I ever had was when I was 16 years old."

Will Durst

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

Will Cuppy

[Footnote:] Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye.

Will Ferrell

I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!

Will Ferrell

There's nothing sexy about Orange County.

Will Ferrell

Once a person has a child, the first question everyone asks is: "Are you going to have more children?" But it basically means: "Are you going to have more sex with your wife in the hopes of having children?

Whitney Cummings

When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on camera, it's objectifying. But when a woman writes it, it's feminism.

Sarah Silverman

In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it. Use condoms and everything. Go with your instincts. This is the time to have a lot of sex and do drugs. But make sure you live through it.

Rebecca Miller

I think one of the great joys of being a writer is you can transcend everything, even your own sex, what century you live in, and how you think. I found it quite natural to think as a male because I actually think that as a female, one often thinks in the mind of a male in terms of eroticism. You think about what the other person feels. So it's not that hard to imagine being that person.

Such, Polly, are your sex - part truth, part fiction; - Some thought, much whim and all a contradiction.

Richard Flanagan

I think it's common sense to shy away from the erotic. Perhaps this grand experiment, which started with Lady Chatterley's Lover, of seeing what you can write and how you can write about sex, has reached a certain weary terminus with Fifty Shades of Grey.

Richard Flanagan

Writing about sex at length is a bit like describing mastication at length. It's the causes and the consequences and the meaning of it that are interesting, not the anatomical descriptions.

Rich Mullins

The Bible is not a book for the faint of heart -- it is a book full of all the greed and glory and violence and tenderness and sex and betrayal that benefits mankind. It is not the collection of pretty little anecdotes mouthed by pious little church mice -- it does not so much nibble at our shoe leather as it cuts to the heart and splits the marrow from the bone. It does not give us answers fitted to our small-minded questions, but truth that goes beyond what we even know to ask.

Ray Winstone

All the great Shakespeare plays are about killing. Alas, poor Yorick, thats about death. And in Romeo and Juliet everyone up ends up dying. The greatest dramas in the world are all about sex, violence and death.

Ray Winstone

The greatest dramas in the world are all about sex, violence and death.

Robert Crumb

The only burning passion I'm sure I have is the passion for sex.

Robert C. Solomon

Sexuality is primarily a means of communicating with other people, a way of talking to them, of expressing our feelings about ourselves and them. It is essentially a language, a body language, in which one can express gentleness and affection, anger and resentment, superiority and dependence far more succinctly than would be possible verbally, where expressions are unavoidably abstract and often clumsy.

Roald Dahl

Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.

Richard Pryor

You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in bed, cuz that's too scary... When you don't use sensitivity when you're having sex, or share some of your soul, nothing gonna happen, because men really get afraid. Men really get scared in bed.

Tracy Morgan

In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.

Tori Amos

Look, I'm standing naked before you; Don't you want more than my sex? I can scream as loud as your last one, But I can't claim innocence.

Tori Amos

I survived this torture which left me paralyzed for years. That's what that night was all about, mutilation, more than violence through sex. I really do feel as though I was psychologically mutilated that night and now I'm trying to put the pieces back together again. Through love, not hatred. And through my music. My strength has been to open again, to life, and my victory is the fact that, despite it all, I kept alive my vulnerability.