Famous Quotes & Sayings

Rodney Dangerfield

Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.

Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.

Rodney Dangerfield

Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.

Rodney Dangerfield

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

Rodney Dangerfield

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield

When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.

Rodney Dangerfield

To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

Rodney Dangerfield

All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Rodney Dangerfield

I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.

Rodney Dangerfield

At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.

Rodney Dangerfield

My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!

Robertson Davies

I don't think I would ever write a book with what anybody could call pornography in it, because I feel that pornography is a cheat. It is an attempt to provide sexual experience by secondhand means. Now sex is a thing which has to be experienced firsthand, if you are really going to understand it, and pornography is rather like trying to find out about a Beethoven symphony by having somebody tell you about it and perhaps hum a few bars. It's not the same thing. Sex is primarily a question of relationships. Pornography is a do-it-yourself kit--a twenty-second best.

Robert Solow

Everything reminds Milton Friedman of the money supply. Everything reminds me of sex, but I try to keep it out of my papers.

Robert Patrick

If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us since sex itself - and with the longest punch line.

Robert Owen

Chastity is sexual intercourse with affection.

Robert Pattinson

I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?

Robert Pattinson

Frankly, I have no sex appeal. Just strolling in Los Angeles, London, or Paris, you will find a bunch of young guys like me. I am not James Dean.

Robert Pattinson

I have been lucky, of course. Like, last year, if I went out, I'd have to fight to chat someone up. This year, I look exactly the same, which is really scruffy, and yet lots of people seem to have just changed their minds and decided I'm really sexy.

Robert Pattinson

When you really love some one and you go to bed with them, you always want to give more than just sex.

None of the cartoons that I ever did are basically, if they're about sex, they're about sex in sort of this, you know, this ironic way, or the way that people actually treat it.

Robert Mapplethorpe

When I have sex with someone I forget who I am. For a minute I even forget I'm human. It's the same thing when I'm behind a camera. I forget I exist.

Vincent Cassel

I wanted to be an actor to act, and now, being an actor, you have to dress up, you have to be nice, you have to be smart, you have to be sexy, you have to be ready.

Vita Sackville-West

that pathetic short-cut suggested by Nature the supreme joker as a remedy for our loneliness, that ephemeral communion which we persuade ourselves to be of the spirit when it is in fact only of the body - durable not even in memory!

Walt Whitman

Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.

Walt Whitman

A woman waits for me, she contains all, nothing is lacking, Yet all were lacking if sex were lacking, or if the moisture of the right man were lacking.

Saul Bellow

Erotic practices have become diversified. Sex used to be a single-crop farming, like cotton or wheat; now people raise all kinds of things.

Sarah Jessica Parker

I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?

Sarah Dessen

I’d only met him once, at the mall. He was tall, with a big floppy shock of blond hair he was always getting out of his face by jerking his head suddenly to the side, whiplash-style. Rina found this incredibly sexy. It made me nervous. - Caitlin about Jeff

Sandra Brown

Should men and women be equal in all things? Absolutely. But I'm old-fashioned in that I like the differences between the sexes. My male characters are neither Neanderthals nor Prince Charmings. They're flawed.

Sandra Bullock

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.