Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bette Midler

I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close - a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.

Bill Gates

Depending on where you live, cooking, sex and pooping are either 3 of life's pleasures or what kills you

Betty White

I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.

Daniel Tosh

Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown.

Rebecca Romijn

I've always said that sexy is having a really strong sense of yourself and never taking yourself too seriously.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

Banksy

If you feel dirty, insignificant or unloved, then rats are a good role model. They exist without permission, they have no respect for the hierarchy of society, and they have sex 50 times a day.

Banksy

There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.

Alexander Woollcott

Nothing risque, nothing gained.

Alexander the Great

Sex and sleep alone make me conscious that I am mortal.

Adrienne Barbeau

I'm a short woman with a pretty good body and large breasts — that's not what I think of as sexy.

Abraham Flexner

We feel strongly that the spirit characteristic of America at its noblest, above all the pursuit of higher learning, cannot admit of any conditions as to personnel other than those designed to promote the objects for which this institution is established, and particularly with no regard whatever to accidents of race, creed, or sex.

David Levithan

It’s like, you know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait...

David Levithan

"I want you to spend the night," you said. And it was definitely your phrasing that ensured it. If you had said, "Let's have sex," or "Let's go to my place," or even "I really want you," I'm not sure we would have gone quite as far as we did. But I loved the notion that the night was mine to spend, and I immediately decided to spend it with you.

David Letterman

Arnold Schwarzenegger is now governor of California. He is a very shrewd man - he already has all of his sex scandals behind him.

David Letterman

I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?

David Letterman

Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex.

David Boreanaz

I love the tempestuousness of oceans and the calmness and solitude of lakes. Also, sensuality that drips and runs down the spine. And I'm not afraid to cry. Tears are a form of expression, and that's sexy.

David Blankenhorn

We would be more American on the day we permitted same-sex marriage than we were on the day before.

David Bowie

Sexuality and where it is going is an extraordinary question, for I don't see it going anywhere. It is with me, and that's it.

David Mazzucchelli

Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.

Dannii Minogue

Being sexy doesn't mean you shouldn't be safe.

Danica McKellar

Look at Michelle Pfeiffer: My God, she's 50 years old, but she is still so sexy. If I were into women, I would be totally into her.

Billy Graham

Sex is front-page copy everywhere. [But] nothing can alter the fact that God calls perversion sin.

Meryl Streep

Everything that truly makes us happy is quite simple: love, sex, and food! Everything else - power, influence, strength - all those things can overpower what's important in life. But as long as you have food and shelter over your head, if the necessities are taken care of, what makes us happy on top of that is very simple.

Bjork

I find it very difficult to draw a line between what's sex and what isn't. It can be very, very sexy to drive a car, and completely unsexy to flirt with someone at a bar.

Clarence Thomas

Differences in race, differences in sex, somebody doesn’t look at you right, somebody says something. Everybody is sensitive. If I had been as sensitive as that in the 1960s, I’d still be in Savannah.

Colin Firth

Forget trying to be sexy. That's just gruesome.

Cleveland Amory

Relations between the sexes are so complicated that the only way you can tell if members of the set are going together is if they are married. Then, almost certainly, they are not.

Daniel Patrick Moynihan

...there is simply nothing so important to a people and its government as how many of them there are, whether their number is growing or declining, how they are distributed as between different ages, sexes, and different social classes and racial and ethnic groups, and again, which way these numbers are moving.

Corliss Lamont

Overemphasis on the sex aspect of morality has led to a neglect of its other aspects and a narrowing of its range.

Cormac McCarthy

You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you.

Clifford Odets

Sex is the poor man's polo.