Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jay Leno

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

Jay Leno

Did you know that 10% of all Americans have not had sex in 5 years? I didn't know there were so many Republicans...

Jay Leno

At the G-20 summit, the White House accidentally listed a phone-sex line for journalists seeking an on-record briefing call for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. To which Bill said, 'Boy, did they get the wrong number.'

Jay Leno

A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.

Jay Leno

A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

Jay Leno

The Kinsey Institute says gay men have bigger sex organs. Hence the origin of gay pride.

Jay Leno

Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.

Jay Leno

9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control!

Jay Leno

It turns out Enron workers were not only shredding documents at work, they were having sex at work. Having sex and shredding documents. Those are two things you don't want to get mixed up.

Jay Leno

Apparently 26 years ago, Arnold gave an interview to Oui magazine about his sex life. The good news is that Arnold is married to Maria Shriver and now that he's had a sex scandal, the Kennedy family has finally accepted him.

Jay Leno

According to a new study, 63% of men surveyed said they like to settle an argument by having sex. The other 37% of the men said they would never want to get into an argument with those men.

Jay Leno

Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it.

Candice Swanepoel

When I think of a bombshell, I immediately think of Bridget Bardot. She's a woman who is so secure and just oozes sexy. Whether you are super feminine or more into that boyish style, you just own your look.

Candice Swanepoel

Most women find a man with good manners sexy.

Candice Swanepoel

Being confident in your own skin is very sexy. I think when you have fun and are yourself that is sexy too.

Candace Bushnell

The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex and the City they always make it better or worse than real life and I am actually saying that in a joking way.

Candace Bushnell

Sex and the City was about looking for Mr Big and trying to find him.

Candace Bushnell

What Sex and the City did for sex and relationships, Lipstick Jungle does for success and power.

Candace Bushnell

The '90s are really the 'Sex and the City' woman, and I think, right now, the new contemporary woman is the 'Lipstick Jungle' woman.

Candace Bushnell

We hate guys who date more than one woman at a time. I've always believed that what's unacceptable in one sex should, by definition, be unacceptable in the other.

James Dickey

The true feeling of sex is that of a deep intimacy, but above all of a deep complicity....

James Dyson

The media thinks that you have to make science sexy and concentrate on themes such as rivalry and the human issues.

James Earl Jones

People who lusted after Marilyn Monroe had no idea she stuttered. It is the secret of her sexiness, actually.

James Dobson

What is the biggest obstacle facing the family right now? It is over-commitment; time pressure. There is nothing that will destroy family life more insidiously than hectic schedules and busy lives, where spouses are too exhausted to communicate, too worn out to have sex, too fatigued to talk to the kids. That frantic lifestyle is just as destructive as one involving outbroken sin. If Satan can't make you sin, he'll make you busy, and that's just about the same thing.

James Ellroy

It's all sex for me. Politics is sex. Race is sex. It's the novel. It's the novel!

James Ellroy

My father actually went to college, and my mother went to nursing school, so, you know. I wouldn't... They were actually too square and right-wing to be hip, too well-educated to be white trash, too sexy to be square. They really didn't fit any mold. They weren't really hipsters. They were just - they were two of a kind, those two.

Jason Flemyng

I'm quite sexy - if you like gingers.

Jason Gann

I've had some offers from furries - people that want to have sex with dudes in furry suits. I've had some interesting requests. There's some great fans.

Jason Isaacs

I am not a sex symbol.

Jarvis Cocker

Pornography takes all the reality out of sex and Disney does that to family life.

Jarvis Cocker

Anyone who thinks they're sexy needs their head checked.

Janet Evanovich

Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me wrong. I like sex . . . a lot. But it's never going to replace cake.

Janeane Garofalo

Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.