Famous Quotes & Sayings

Adam Levine

Every male secretly wants sex with Brad Pitt.

Adam Gopnik

Of all the alchemies of human connection-sex and childbirth and marriage and friendship-the strangest is this: You can stand up and tell a story that is made entirely, embarrassingly, of "I's," and a listening audience somehow turns each "I" into a "me." This alchemy, of self-absorption into shared experience, is the alchemy of all literature.

Adam Ant

Let's just say that back in the old days, sex was available every two feet. But I never made love to anybody that did not want me to.

Abraham Flexner

We feel strongly that the spirit characteristic of America at its noblest, above all the pursuit of higher learning, cannot admit of any conditions as to personnel other than those designed to promote the objects for which this institution is established, and particularly with no regard whatever to accidents of race, creed, or sex.

William Shakespeare

Women may fail when there is no strength in man

Maurice Maeterlinck

Most creatures have a vague belief that a very precarious hazard, a kind of transparent membrane, divides death from love; and that the profound idea of nature demands that the giver of life should die at the moment of giving.

The only sexual act that is sinful is the one that uses or abuses.

Daniel Tosh

Technically it's not premarital sex if you don't plan on marrying them.

Dane Cook

Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.

Dane Cook

My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.

Dale Spender

men have been in charge of according value to literature, and ... they have found the contributions of their own sex immeasurably superior.

Damian Kulash

I'm passionate about music, food, books, film, blah, blah. The same things everyone is passionate about, no? Love, sex, connection. Peace. Not f - - g up our planet.

Cybill Shepherd

I had to lie so much about sex, first when I was 15, because I wasn't supposed to be having it. And then when I got older, I lied to everybody I was having sex with, so I could have sex with other people.

David Byrne

Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different than Blondie sounded really different than the Sex Pistols

David Byrne

Crime is a job. Sex is a job. Growing up is a job. School is a job. Going to parties is a job. Religion is a job. Being creative is a job

Daron Malakian

I like to watch retarded people have sex, am I alone?

David Levithan

It’s like, you know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait...

David Levithan

"I want you to spend the night," you said. And it was definitely your phrasing that ensured it. If you had said, "Let's have sex," or "Let's go to my place," or even "I really want you," I'm not sure we would have gone quite as far as we did. But I loved the notion that the night was mine to spend, and I immediately decided to spend it with you.

David Letterman

Arnold Schwarzenegger is now governor of California. He is a very shrewd man - he already has all of his sex scandals behind him.

David Letterman

An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a Republican all Californians can get behind.

David Letterman

I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?

David Letterman

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

David Letterman

The creepy stuff was that I have had sex with women who worked for me on this show. Now, my response to that is yes I have. I have had sex with women who worked on this show. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would, especially for the women.

David Letterman

Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex.

David Letterman

I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.

David Boreanaz

I love the tempestuousness of oceans and the calmness and solitude of lakes. Also, sensuality that drips and runs down the spine. And I'm not afraid to cry. Tears are a form of expression, and that's sexy.

David Blankenhorn

We would be more American on the day we permitted same-sex marriage than we were on the day before.

David Bowie

Sexuality and where it is going is an extraordinary question, for I don't see it going anywhere. It is with me, and that's it.

David Wong

PEOPLE DIE. This is the fact the world desperately hides from us from birth. Long after you find out the truth about sex and Santa Claus, this other myth endures, this one about how you’ll always get rescued at the last second and if not, your death will at least mean something and there’ll be somebody there to hold your hand and cry over you. All of society is built to prop up that lie, the whole world a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us from the fact that at the end, you’ll die, and you’ll probably be alone.

David Mazzucchelli

Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.

Dannii Minogue

Being sexy doesn't mean you shouldn't be safe.

Danica McKellar

Look at Michelle Pfeiffer: My God, she's 50 years old, but she is still so sexy. If I were into women, I would be totally into her.

Billy Graham

Sex is front-page copy everywhere. [But] nothing can alter the fact that God calls perversion sin.