Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Bowie

Elvis was a major hero of mine. I was probably stupid enough to believe that having the same birthday as him actually meant something.

Dave Mustaine

I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.

Dave Ramsey

Stupid is not illegal.

Dave Ramsey

When I do something stupid with money and lose it....I call that Stupid Tax. I have paid so much Stupid Tax that I am expert.

Chris Cornell

Led Zeppelin is just a bunch of stupid idiots who wrote cool riffs.

Chris Cornell

If I'm going to go out to be a solo artist, it's because I want to do something different without having to wait on someone else's schedule or hobbies or be limited by other people's prejudices. I'd be kind of stupid not to exercise that.

Denis Diderot

The arbitrary rule of a just and enlightened prince is always bad. His virtues are the most dangerous and the surest form of seduction: they lull a people imperceptibly into the habit of loving, respecting, and serving his successor, whoever that successor may be, no matter how wicked or stupid.

Ricky Gervais

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

Brian Eno

I think it's a myth that American public or any other public is so stupid that they need to be constantly pricked.

Boris Johnson

If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere.

Bobby Vinton

Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight.

David Nicholls

And you stupid, stupid woman, stupid for caring, stupid for thinking that he cared.

Ahmed Best

It doesn't bother me that people are stupid. I'm not stupid.

Aaron Eckhart

I got as much information as I could, so I wouldn't look stupid, but this is a post 9/11 world and there's only so much you can do with the FBI in terms of research.

Abraham Lincoln

Too many piglets not enough tits.

There are only two ways of getting on in the world: by one's own industry, or by the stupidity of others.

Bill Engvall

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.

Bill Engvall

I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well... like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it!

Bill Engvall

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

Carl Bernstein

For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norms, even our cultural ideal.

Orson Scott Card

Early to bed and early to rise," Mazer intoned, "makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.

Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can't understand

Adriane Lenox

Trust me: not everyone is on the Adriane Lenox bandwagon. I'm not stupid enough to think that.

Claude Monet

I'm knocked out, I've never felt so physically and mentally exhausted, I'm quite stupid with it and long only for bed; but I am happy...

Dan Quisenberry

It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.

Dan Simmons

Stupidity has a price and it always gets paid.

Dan Rather

It's the ratings, stupid, don't you know? They've got us putting more fuzz and wuzz on the air, cop-show stuff.

Dan Rather

And now the sequence of events in no particular order.

Dan Quayle

I felt like I was in charge.

Dan Quayle

Who's responsible for the riots? The rioters!

Dan Quayle

This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!

Dan Quayle

What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.

Cyrano de Bergerac

The people of your world became so stupid and rude that my companions and I no longer enjoyed teaching them. You must surely have heard of us: we were called oracles, nymphs, spirits, fairies, household gods, lemures, larvas, lamias, sprites, water-nymphs, incubi, shades, spirits of the dead, specters and ghosts.