Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jeffrey Archer

When a book comes out I wonder if one person will buy it. It's agony. Of course it's stupid, but it's agony.

Jean-Pierre Jeunet

All day my mind drifts off into fantasies and little stupid jokes.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Most people are too stupid to act in their own interest

Friedrich Nietzsche

There is a stupid humility that is quite common and when a person is afflicted with it, he is once and for all disqualified for being a disciple of knowledge.

Friedrich Nietzsche

To regard states of distress in general as an objection, as something which must be abolished is the greatest nonsense on earth; having the most disastrous consequences, fatally stupid- almost as stupid as a wish to abolish bad weather - out of pity for the poor.

George Berkeley

I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals.

George Bernard Shaw

In a stupid nation the man of genius becomes a god : everybody worships him and nobody does his will.

George Bernard Shaw

I learned more from the first stupid woman who fell in love with me than ever my brains taught me.

Gena Showalter

I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember?" A muscle ticked below his eye. "You should have told me anyway." "While you had barbells within your reach? Please. I'm Disease, not Stupid.

Gena Showalter

Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. “Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s borderline stupid. You know that.

Enrique Iglesias

If you're buying an album because of the face on it, you're stupid.

Eoin Colfer

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

Eoin Colfer

I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. "I am not here." Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. "Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass!" Donal let out a long suffering sigh. "Eoin is being a writer." Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.

Eoin Colfer

Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you..." ... "What is it?" [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. "Yeah," agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. "Why am I an imbecile?

Eoin Colfer

No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.

Eminem

Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid.

Eminem

Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?

Elvis Costello

It's the stupid details that my heart is breaking for.

Elvis Costello

I really thought twice about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame when that came in. I always was of a mind that it's an inherently stupid idea to put something like that in a glass case.

Greg Graffin

Dont take Portlandia too personally - Its just a stupid TV show

Grace Slick

All rock-and-rollers over the age of 50 look stupid and should retire

Jack LaLanne

If you can't afford a half hour three or four times a week taking care of the most priceless possession, your body, you've got to be sick. You're stupid.

Jack LaLanne

Any stupid ass can die- you have to work at living!

J. D. Salinger

I mean how do you know what you're going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don't. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it's a stupid question.

J. J. Abrams

When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I would make these dumb comedy tapes. I would often make prank phone calls, but I would also do it with friends.

J. D. Salinger

I used to think she was quite intelligent , in my stupidity. The reason I did was because she knew quite a lot about the theater and plays and literature and all that stuff. If somebody knows quite a lot about all those things, it takes you quite a while to find out whether they're really stupid or not.

J. D. Salinger

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even know I was doing it.

Ivana Trump

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.

Jack London

There are, broadly speaking, two types of drinkers. There is the man whom we all know, stupid, unimaginative, whose brain is bitten numbly by numb maggots; who walks generously with wide-spread, tentative legs, falls frequently in the gutter, and who sees, in the extremity of his ecstasy, blue mice and pink elephants.... The other type of drinker has imagination, vision. Even when most pleasantly jingled he walks straight and naturally, never staggers nor falls, and knows just where he is and what he is doing. It is not his body but his brain that is drunken.

Jack London

Intelligent men are cruel. Stupid men are monstrously cruel.

Jack Nicklaus

I knew that if I kept the pressure on and didn't do anything stupid I would probably win.

Jack Nicholson

Believe it or not, I supported Richard Nixon on the issue of presidential privilege. How could anyone conceive of being the president of the United States and think that every single thing that you say or do can become a part of the public record? It just seems so stupid to me.

Jack Black

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.